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Now there is about 5 of these 20 year olds and about 7 of us 15 year olds, and im not the best fighter in the world.
It is happening at 7PM on saturday, i need to good advice on how to take down people twice my size in the dark :S
I prefer my bee-mouth attack
I suggested befriending a bear/hiring Wolf The Gladiator/mouth full of bees
"Fighting is the cowards way of sorting out problems"
That's the theory, ol' Sniper, but everytime I've walked away from a fight, it's been BECAUSE I'm a coward, not because I'm the bigger man. If I were the bigger man, I'd hammer them.
"The best advice I can give is this: don't listen to Mojo. This isn't The Warriors, this is a bunch of 15yr olds. Don't get into a fight unless you want to end up being punched and kicked very hard in the body and face."
Hey, I tried to help best I could. I told him to think long and hard about what's going to happen, and IF he still wanted to go through with it, I gave him realistic advice. This may not be The Warriors, but it's not The Simpsons either.
Water balloons with "Happy Birthday" on the side aren't going to settle this.
"Taking weapons? Don't be so bloody stupid. You take a weapon and cut someone, you really think he's going to let it lie? No, he'll retaliate, maybe another day, maybe he'll do something worse. Again, you are 15. Not Chuck Norris."
Who said anything about cutting anyone? Taking knives would be rediculous, you're almost gauranteed to kill or seriously injure someone. Taking a baseball bat and cracking somebody in the kneecap with it to stop them breaking your fingers one by one is a sensible thing to do.