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"A fat bird kicked me in the nuts"

Was walking back from college with a few mates and a tag-along fat bird who was walking with us. My mate and I were messing abound shoving each other joking about the rugby game the other day and the fat bird decides to shove me and I literally fell back into a fence. She laughed and said "Dont know how you fell, I dont have much weight behind me!" - I instantly broke down in laughter because she is one fat mama and she got offended and went to hit me, I put my hand up to stop her doing so and she kicked me, full force in my nuts. I was literally in agony, it hurt SO much and still they hurt like heck.

Apparently I went very white and was "walking like I had been bummed" but damn, it was bad. I sort of brought it on myself but meh. I won't say it was worth it but for a few seconds the look on her face was priceless, until she kicked me that is.

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> I am yet to try that.
>
> *
>
> I now have visions of you getting really frustrated as the towel
> keeps slipping off.
>
> Strangely enough, I also have visions of a Seth McFarlane voiced
> Irish cartoon character duking it out with a giant chicken (a penny
> if you can name the show, the season AND the episode I stole that
> from).

hey..family guy??

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> I am yet to try that.

*

I now have visions of you getting really frustrated as the towel keeps slipping off.

Strangely enough, I also have visions of a Seth McFarlane voiced Irish cartoon character duking it out with a giant chicken (a penny if you can name the show, the season AND the episode I stole that from).

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> Heh, The out of shower use your knob as a towel rack trick - ENVIOUS
> LADS :P
>
> I am yet to try that.

But boobs are great to balance things on... where i work when I am carrying things to shelve. Exellent stuff! As much as a miraculous pen1s rocks..boobs so do too

Lil Ginge wrote:
> Heh, The out of shower use your knob as a towel rack trick - ENVIOUS
> LADS :P

I am yet to try that.

.......yes.

Alec wrote:
> Your penis is the most sensitive part of the body when it comes to
> heat. Bet you didn't know that.


Strangely enough i do....

My boyfriend teaches me the strangest of things

Heh, The out of shower use your knob as a towel rack trick - ENVIOUS LADS :P

Your penis is the most sensitive part of the body when it comes to heat. Bet you didn't know that.

*gets scared*

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Child birth? Pft, women don't know the meaning of the word pain and
> never will until they get hit square in the nuts.
>
> *
>
> Apparently - or so a girl told me - a girl getting hit in the breast
> is the equivilent of a guy getting hit in the nads. Time to hit some
> t!ts!!! ):)

It depends what time of the month is EXTREME pain...EXTREME

But i am guessing nuts would be more painful. Jus the entire concept there a sensitive area and very easily hurt...

But hey - childbirth. Now thats a bastardo huh!

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Though if it makes you feel any better, I regularly hit MYSELF in the
> nuts when at work. :\

eh?