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"A fat bird kicked me in the nuts"

Was walking back from college with a few mates and a tag-along fat bird who was walking with us. My mate and I were messing abound shoving each other joking about the rugby game the other day and the fat bird decides to shove me and I literally fell back into a fence. She laughed and said "Dont know how you fell, I dont have much weight behind me!" - I instantly broke down in laughter because she is one fat mama and she got offended and went to hit me, I put my hand up to stop her doing so and she kicked me, full force in my nuts. I was literally in agony, it hurt SO much and still they hurt like heck.

Apparently I went very white and was "walking like I had been bummed" but damn, it was bad. I sort of brought it on myself but meh. I won't say it was worth it but for a few seconds the look on her face was priceless, until she kicked me that is.

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Awww etc.
>
> *walks off and pretends to give a rat's ass about something else*
>
> :D

*throws a shoe and demands a song with acoustic accompliment.*

Awww etc.

*walks off and pretends to give a rat's ass about something else*

:D

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:
> If you were mark from blink182
>
> I would die
>
> *
>
> I am indeed Mark from Blink182.*
>
> *a lie.

:(
One day.. ONE!

Lil Ginge wrote:
> If you were mark from blink182
>
> I would die

*

I am indeed Mark from Blink182.*

*a lie.

Valley people are funneee.

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> Or was that Edgy singing?
>
> Or your mate from 'the valleys'?

*

I don't actually know the guy from "the valleys" properly. I was just hosting an Unreal game and he popped in and happened to be from Wales, like... ME! I might have been singing, but I can't remember. It's entirely possible though. :D

Or was that Edgy singing?

Or your mate from 'the valleys'?

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Hear me sing? When did I sing before on Live? Huh? HUH?
>
> Oh, apart from when I was humming the "Call My Bluff" theme
> tune... but I don't sing you were playing at the time.

*

*THINK!!!

Pfff.

HalloHowArtThou wrote:
> *points at monitor*
>
>
>
> *wants to go on LIVE to hear Mark sing*


If you were mark from blink182

I would die

Hear me sing? When did I sing before on Live? Huh? HUH?

Oh, apart from when I was humming the "Call My Bluff" theme tune... but I don't sing you were playing at the time.