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"A fat bird kicked me in the nuts"

Was walking back from college with a few mates and a tag-along fat bird who was walking with us. My mate and I were messing abound shoving each other joking about the rugby game the other day and the fat bird decides to shove me and I literally fell back into a fence. She laughed and said "Dont know how you fell, I dont have much weight behind me!" - I instantly broke down in laughter because she is one fat mama and she got offended and went to hit me, I put my hand up to stop her doing so and she kicked me, full force in my nuts. I was literally in agony, it hurt SO much and still they hurt like heck.

Apparently I went very white and was "walking like I had been bummed" but damn, it was bad. I sort of brought it on myself but meh. I won't say it was worth it but for a few seconds the look on her face was priceless, until she kicked me that is.

heh heh

I only ever kicked guy in the nuts once.

That was because i was a girl of about a 10 and some guy in my school pushed me to a wall tried touchy feely and shoving his LONG tongue down my thoat. He had pinned my ready clenched fists so hey

Lil Ginge wrote:
> what you do for her to push you in fence anyway?

She just joined in because me and my mates were pushing each other about.

*raises eyebrow*

I was walking home from college, and this crazy mama-b!tch kicked me in the nuts. I phoned the Crooked Claims Company and I was awarded 7,000 pounds.

You got beaten up by a girl.
A fat girl.

*points and laughs*

I think it falls under the shady umbrella of "Agrovated assault"

Ouch. Painful indeed.

what you do for her to push you in fence anyway?

Heh, the joke was worth the pain.

It will wear off eventually, but if it persists see your doctor and call claims direct.

Sue her for everything she has got.
For assult.
Ask English_Bloke he will know.

Thats just bad, i was playing football in pe the other week and this small kid ran past the ball and kicked me in the nuts instead. Little fool.