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"A fat bird kicked me in the nuts"

Was walking back from college with a few mates and a tag-along fat bird who was walking with us. My mate and I were messing abound shoving each other joking about the rugby game the other day and the fat bird decides to shove me and I literally fell back into a fence. She laughed and said "Dont know how you fell, I dont have much weight behind me!" - I instantly broke down in laughter because she is one fat mama and she got offended and went to hit me, I put my hand up to stop her doing so and she kicked me, full force in my nuts. I was literally in agony, it hurt SO much and still they hurt like heck.

Apparently I went very white and was "walking like I had been bummed" but damn, it was bad. I sort of brought it on myself but meh. I won't say it was worth it but for a few seconds the look on her face was priceless, until she kicked me that is.

*points at monitor*



*wants to go on LIVE to hear Mark sing*

Mum's on the TV.

*punches mum*

*points... just.... points*

'EEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

*points at clock*

Well you're obviously an idiot. I wash my hands of you.

Family Guy is THE best show. Ever.

sue her

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Season: 2
> Episode: "Da Boom"
>
>
> SWISH *struts*4


Brilliant stuff.

The one where stuey has his first birthday is classic. I mean the image of him in a star wars battle sperm reaching the egg...HO HO HO how i laughed

Season: 2
Episode: "Da Boom"


SWISH *struts*

Dark Mark™ wrote:
> Season? Episode?
>
> Come on! :D


.......OOOOOO

cant ..think

Season? Episode?

Come on! :D