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"A fat bird kicked me in the nuts"

Was walking back from college with a few mates and a tag-along fat bird who was walking with us. My mate and I were messing abound shoving each other joking about the rugby game the other day and the fat bird decides to shove me and I literally fell back into a fence. She laughed and said "Dont know how you fell, I dont have much weight behind me!" - I instantly broke down in laughter because she is one fat mama and she got offended and went to hit me, I put my hand up to stop her doing so and she kicked me, full force in my nuts. I was literally in agony, it hurt SO much and still they hurt like heck.

Apparently I went very white and was "walking like I had been bummed" but damn, it was bad. I sort of brought it on myself but meh. I won't say it was worth it but for a few seconds the look on her face was priceless, until she kicked me that is.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> Child birth? Pft, women don't know the meaning of the word pain and
> never will until they get hit square in the nuts.

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Apparently - or so a girl told me - a girl getting hit in the breast is the equivilent of a guy getting hit in the nads. Time to hit some t!ts!!! ):)

*sniggers*

Mi/\\/dfrig wrote:
> Apparently I went very white and was "walking like I had been
> bummed"

That made me laugh.

Well done.

Child birth? Pft, women don't know the meaning of the word pain and never will until they get hit square in the nuts. Child birth just lasts longer.

*waits to be lynched by lesbian feminists*

Though if it makes you feel any better, I regularly hit MYSELF in the nuts when at work. :\

Goatboy wrote:
> You got beaten up by a girl.
> A fat girl.
>
> *points and laughs*

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I will also point and laugh.

*points and laughs*

Ha!

I was indeed only ten.

The boy the same.

An ass none the less.

I never had a boyfriend in juniors :( But I werent gonna be randomly pinned to a wall - he really hurt my wrists. The bastardo was being pretty rough and as the was no other way to get the rat off I did him one in the nuts (as told to by my dad 'in case of emergency')

the funny thing was he was crying on the floor and he come up to me the next day saying...

'do you kow what!? The doctor said if I get another knock down there again i won't be able to make babies when i older'

I laughed...very much

Yes... Lil ginge... could you clarify this?

Thats gotta hurt!My brother bit me in the nuts once. And guess what...it hurt!

TGMbloke wrote:
> Lil Ginge wrote:

> That was because i was a girl of about a 10 and some guy in my
> school
> pushed me to a wall tried touchy feely and shoving his LONG tongue
> down my thoat. He had pinned my ready clenched fists so hey
>
> 10 years old and that happened to you? What kind of an evil school is
> that....?!??!

Did ginge mean that she was in a group of 10 girls?
If she was 10 at the time then that is just a little bit wrong. :S