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"I'm not a sexist, but..."

Men and Women are different! C'mon, men are (Naturally stronger than women, but women have abilities better than men (no not ironing or any other crappy joke of the same theme))

A few years back Women were'nt allowed in the fireservice, now some of them had a sh!tfit and eventually the goverment said yes, now women can be firefighters, only problem, mens natural ability to be taller therefor stronger, made them better than MOST women, therefor, women failed the tests and couldnt become firefighters. Fair enough, we have these tests to make sure people are capable of saving and protecting lives...the goverment make the test ALOT easier for women, giving them a pass rate, therefor, more women are now firefighters, therefor my life is to be saved when a 5ft 5" woman carrys me out of a window ever her shoulder...?

Well then, that seems a little unfair, but get this, the women were demanding EQUAL rights! EQUAL. So, what do they do? They go out and make 'Diamond', the only car insurance JUST for women. That doesnt seem fantastically equal to me. But, men, we keep schtoomp, because we cant be bothered to argue. Woman howerever, if this was an advert saying 'Male onyl car insurance' or in other words 'Because its women who cause crashes and raise the rates', would get it banned. Now I dont mind the service, all I'm saying is Ladies, for god's sakes make up your mind, which is it you want, equal rights or privilages for different sexes?

Your veiws?

Eeewww!!

Light's a bummer!!

Bummer!
Bummer!
Bummer!

See, now I can only picture Light being worn like a handpuppet by Mrs Light.
I didn't need that...

Goatboy wrote:
> That's what I said, but it's the "prostate".
> Now quite why we'd be designed with an erogenous zone buried up our
> funnel is beyond me, wacky world!

Cos it's fun? Hell, I didn't believe it until my good lady kinda proved to me conclusively that I did indeed have a prostate gland and that it did indeed feel rather pleasurable.

Insane Bartender wrote:
> Gotta love the pattern here. I make a quick comment, and Light replies
> and replies, each reply longer than the last, each more desperate to
> belittle me than the last.
>
> It's not working Light. You don't have the power to influence me or
> upset me.
>
> Given your increasingly desperate attempts to insist that I'm somehow
> stupid for finding this discussion a source of mild amusement, I
> think it is you, not me, that needs to calm down and take yourself a
> little less seriously.
>
> I await the huffy reply telling me once again that I'm a stubborn,
> tunnel-visioned extremist looking down on the world, sneering from a
> great height and incapable of considering the opinions of others. I
> never tire of hearing that sort of stuff.

~sigh~

Nor, seemingly, do I have the power to stop you being so pompous and self important. Ah well...at least I had some fun with you!

I thought O Gaybot covered this nicely.

That's what I said, but it's the "prostate".
Now quite why we'd be designed with an erogenous zone buried up our funnel is beyond me, wacky world!

Lies.

Fair enough.

I'm chuckling over something I read on the internet, it's amazing what you can find.
Did you know if you stuff your fingers up your ass, apparently it stimulates you?

Gotta admit, the notion does nothing for me.

I don't think I'm repressed, and pretty much all of my anger has been vented through my writing. As for snipers and tanks, everybody loves a bit of action. But having a hand-grendade thrown at you is bad for your heart, so I'm quite glad it's only happened the one time.

I just think you're a repressed, red-faced angerman that loves snipers, tanks and having hand grenades lobbed at him aged 5.
Does that count?