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"I'm not a sexist, but..."

Men and Women are different! C'mon, men are (Naturally stronger than women, but women have abilities better than men (no not ironing or any other crappy joke of the same theme))

A few years back Women were'nt allowed in the fireservice, now some of them had a sh!tfit and eventually the goverment said yes, now women can be firefighters, only problem, mens natural ability to be taller therefor stronger, made them better than MOST women, therefor, women failed the tests and couldnt become firefighters. Fair enough, we have these tests to make sure people are capable of saving and protecting lives...the goverment make the test ALOT easier for women, giving them a pass rate, therefor, more women are now firefighters, therefor my life is to be saved when a 5ft 5" woman carrys me out of a window ever her shoulder...?

Well then, that seems a little unfair, but get this, the women were demanding EQUAL rights! EQUAL. So, what do they do? They go out and make 'Diamond', the only car insurance JUST for women. That doesnt seem fantastically equal to me. But, men, we keep schtoomp, because we cant be bothered to argue. Woman howerever, if this was an advert saying 'Male onyl car insurance' or in other words 'Because its women who cause crashes and raise the rates', would get it banned. Now I dont mind the service, all I'm saying is Ladies, for god's sakes make up your mind, which is it you want, equal rights or privilages for different sexes?

Your veiws?

This is turning into "Let's take the rise (this filter gets annoying at times) out of the sexual perversions of others".

I enjoy it though.

..I hope not.


I'm going home now. I've had enough of today.

Unbeliever wrote:
> "Get away from me you big spastic, you're a mentalist!"
>
> To quote Partridge.

Heh. Next time any of you unload some babies by the pool, I hope you'll think of me...

"Get away from me you big spastic, you're a mentalist!"

To quote Partridge.

> I didn't say pebbledashing the marble turns me on. No way, Jose.

Oh come ON; there's something about a good dump that is practically orgasmic...

Goatboy wrote:
> Having a crap turns you on?
>
> There are websites for that sort of thing y'know, mainly Japanese

No.

It just feels good after you've taken a dump. You know what I mean - a coffee and a cig in the morning and then you need to take a dump. Standard procedure. After dropping the kids off at the pool, you feel much better.

I didn't say pebbledashing the marble turns me on. No way, Jose.

Having a crap turns me on, but it mostly depends on who the crap lands on.

Goatboy wrote:
> I'm chuckling over something I read on the internet, it's amazing
> what you can find.
> Did you know if you stuff your fingers up your ass, apparently it
> stimulates you?

Never seen the teen movie Road Trip then ? Man you're old :P

Light wrote:
> Bearing in mind I'm going to have to...w@*k...your dad off
> onstage in a few weeks time, admitting to one of the many ways I've
> been pleasured is the least of my worries...

Having a crap turns you on?

There are websites for that sort of thing y'know, mainly Japanese