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"I'm not a sexist, but..."

Men and Women are different! C'mon, men are (Naturally stronger than women, but women have abilities better than men (no not ironing or any other crappy joke of the same theme))

A few years back Women were'nt allowed in the fireservice, now some of them had a sh!tfit and eventually the goverment said yes, now women can be firefighters, only problem, mens natural ability to be taller therefor stronger, made them better than MOST women, therefor, women failed the tests and couldnt become firefighters. Fair enough, we have these tests to make sure people are capable of saving and protecting lives...the goverment make the test ALOT easier for women, giving them a pass rate, therefor, more women are now firefighters, therefor my life is to be saved when a 5ft 5" woman carrys me out of a window ever her shoulder...?

Well then, that seems a little unfair, but get this, the women were demanding EQUAL rights! EQUAL. So, what do they do? They go out and make 'Diamond', the only car insurance JUST for women. That doesnt seem fantastically equal to me. But, men, we keep schtoomp, because we cant be bothered to argue. Woman howerever, if this was an advert saying 'Male onyl car insurance' or in other words 'Because its women who cause crashes and raise the rates', would get it banned. Now I dont mind the service, all I'm saying is Ladies, for god's sakes make up your mind, which is it you want, equal rights or privilages for different sexes?

Your veiws?

Light wrote:
> Heh. Bearing in mind I'm going to have to deliver the line
> "There's nowt the matter with w@*king your dad off!"
> onstage in a few weeks time, admitting to one of the many ways I've
> been pleasured is the least of my worries...
>
> It was nice though!

In the same way it feels good when you take a dump?

*shake his head in uncontrollable mirth*

Goatboy wrote:
> That's what I said, but it's the "prostate".
> Now quite why we'd be designed with an erogenous zone buried up our
> funnel is beyond me, wacky world!

The prostrate is the gland connected to the base of the meat and two veg, hence the potential for everyone's favourite post-lunch activty: spooning out Anaal Delight.

Being spontaneous yet prudent I am sure that if one were to eroginate oneself with a carrot or similarly shaped phallic vegetable, one would have to make sure that there are not beetles, catepillas or other burrowing insects hiding in the host. Ants in your pants is one thing but a bug in the ass is quite simply shocking.

Heh. Bearing in mind I'm going to have to deliver the line "There's nowt the matter with w@*king your dad off!" onstage in a few weeks time, admitting to one of the many ways I've been pleasured is the least of my worries...

It was nice though!

Don't get it on your shirt, it won't come off.

I feel sick

:(

Ah....
*sticks hand behind back and smiles awkwardly*

Pity this forum doesn't come with antibacterial soap.

And I never said it had to be YOUR finger...

*sniffs finger*

Eh?

Now Goatboy has this information he'll never post during the weekends again.

"Gottle of geer"