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"Special Reserve Freestlye MC Battling"

Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.

Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?

Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.

Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!

Let’s get weady to wumble, I said ah let’s get weady to wumble, get weady, get steady and wumble evewybody wumble…PEACE!

Let's go then.

Nash am the winnar/ yo' all iz dust foo's

Indeed.

*Makes up another cutting edge piece of rap*

Heh, laugh out loud at Tilt's diss o Sexstorm.

And this is actually quite fun. Considering I'm clearly winning ;-)

Reply to mofokin MC Tiltawhirl.

Tiltawhirl/, Calling me a girl/?, We know in real life you ARE a girl/
Little pig tail & curls/, Give us a twirl/ in your pretty new school-girl/ dress/.
Yo' rhymes a mess/, you want me to get in a stress?/ is that your best?/ Lest/ you be just testin/ me, at the moment you causin hysterics in me.

My flow is wack/? Now that's a lame crack/ My flow smacked/ up you flow and yo flows mama/!, im the only one here causin any drama.

Take a crowbar to my face/, discgrace/ my face/, misplace/ my features.
I dare ya/, cos I'll never ever look as bad as your mama/!

Blank's takin' da flo'
I'll show you the do'
Ain't nobody gettin' a chance no mo'

I be takin' the mic
Insulting a dykke
Cos' I be rhymin' faster'n Tina Turner an' Ike

I be keepin' it real
Doin' what I feel
Only person better is known as John Peel

I'm gonna rock this place
Without losing face
Cos Asher D's rap was a bloody disgrace.

Booya.....or something.

Asher D wrote:
> Heh.
> Had you fooled.
> Just seeing what kind of response it'd get, you really think I wanna
> start 'rapping' over the internet?
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This is even funnier than it was originally.

Just for SexStorm, MC Tiltawhirl is back with a diss track that'll be out on Woahthisiscrap records sometime in the next hopefullynever.

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Sexstorm you just a little b-, you being born was just a glitch
you think you're so clever, my sides just split
what's the matter, are you skinny or fatter?
don't the girly's like you, do they laugh and make fun of you?

You acting so angry, and we all know why
sexual depression in such a 'little' guy
have trouble getting it up? or you just that ugly?
screw them all, get a mag and have a tuggly

do the girls laugh and do they jear you, does it cut you up inside?
you'd be better off going back under that rock you came from, - off and hide

no one here likes you, you act like a c-
go get a sex change, dress up in a frock
it's the only way, you'll be getting some action
go pay some dirty tramp, to - on your fraction

come out of the closet, it's where you hide
there's nothing wrong with f-, so why lie?
go get some b-, you'll go down a 'storm'
if all else fails, do a corpse while it's still warm

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Peace out yo!

Sexstorm wrote:
> Biggest pile of retaded crap I have ever seen. Knobs.

Errrrrr go away.

It's called a joke, as in we're only messing around. Do you want me to break it down into monosyballic grunts for you?

Biggest pile of retaded crap I have ever seen. Knobs.