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"Special Reserve Freestlye MC Battling"

Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.

Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?

Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.

Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!

Asher D wrote:
> Respone to lalakersrule
>
> lallakersrule/, duck down you little fool/, try to be cool/, shake
> yo' tool/, act a fool/, go to school/ but you dont learn nothin/, you
> come up in here frontin/ while im at the back bluntin/, chilled out,
> waiting for you to actually do sumtin/.



a 3 line response? is that all you've got?
i'm gonna squeeze you out this rap game, pop you like a spot.
I'm going to keep this short because you're not worth the hassle,
just like your momma posing her ugly ass for razzle,
you need to lay off the drugs, they're messing with your mind,
they've got you thinking your winning the race, when in fact i'm leaving you far behind,
tell me to go back to school? man this much is certain,
my rap games got me class valedictorian, you can't even pass kindergarten.

Yo, all my brothers,
To all my homies 'yo',
I'm your new friend,
To get ya get-go.
I'm a white boy at face,
But a black guy in heart.
While I'm not your Slim Shady,
A wigga's a start.

I'm spliffin ma crab,
And I'm drinkin da horse,
While I'm injected with ho,
Without a sign of remorse.
But these drugs aren't my friends, no,
They're ma biggest regret.
Ever since with da Pimp King
I had a £1000 bet.

But there's cans on the floor,
And needles in skin,
A bottle inserted
Down my next of kin.
Drugs ain't the answer,
They're just the start,
They don't help nobody,
So just stay smart.

The world's full of hatred,
But it won't be here long,
'Cos the UN is weak,
And the US is strong.
And while Dubya fires
The biggest missile we've seen,
Civilisation goes,
The world's a has been.

If it were up to me,
Then I'd start all again,
Without phoney elections,
Or military men.
But I'm not in control,
And all the richie boys are.
So grab all your things,
It's better in Kandahar.

And this is the part
Where I wrap up ma ditty,
And I say sorry,
'Cos it's been quite sh!tty.
But ma point's now across,
And I hope you all heard,
The latest sayings
Of the LL word.

Dank you foo'/ but you pale in comparison to Nash.

YOU ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO NASH.
I WILL DESTROY YOU.

I'm not takin the pizz. You guys are pretty good.

You are not welcome here.

Shoo.

Ahem.

Nash am da winnar/ da rest o' you foo's are complete foo's

LMAO at this entire thread.

This is cool! Keep it "flowin" guys.

Asher D wrote:

> But nice try there, quite goood actually, even though you
> misuderstood 'ive been more scared of women in old age'


No i took what you said and twisted it into a diss. I knew what you meant.

Dat's whack. I beat you all fair and square, which is why no one has dared to reply to my excellent (c)rap.

Respone to lalakersrule

lallakersrule/, duck down you little fool/, try to be cool/, shake yo' tool/, act a fool/, go to school/ but you dont learn nothin/, you come up in here frontin/ while im at the back bluntin/, chilled out, waiting for you to actually do sumtin/.


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But nice try there, quite goood actually, even though you misuderstood 'ive been more scared of women in old age'