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Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.
Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?
Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.
Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.
Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!
Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?
Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.
Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.
Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!
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§niper wrote:
> oh god its terrible...
Sniper be sniping behind dem rocks
In between his suckin' and ridin' of...
Um...
> oh god its terrible...
Sniper be sniping behind dem rocks
In between his suckin' and ridin' of...
Um...
cookie monster wrote:
> I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.
> Mess wit me, i make ya lip quiver.
> Rollin through da threads guns blazing,
> all the laydeezs sayin "Cookie you amazin'!"
>
> Any punk wanna mess wit ma flow
> i show em the door, tell em where to go
> 'cos im on the mic and im on a rampage
> cookie monsters dispensin' the 0wnage!
>
> So ummm, there.
Cookie monster, you think you fly off and on the beat/
Yet you named after something off of Sesame Street/
And your rap is qutie simple, yo still finding your feet/.
Take a seat/ and watch me beat/ your 'neat'/ rhymes, cos im elite/.
The ladies sayin/, Cookie yo amazing/
Before they said that, what weed was they blazing/?
Cos I want some of that/, cat/, must be the finest shat/ to make em think that./
Coming through with your guns blazing/, well thats amazing/ but i be erasing/ you before you even tasting the trigger/, ill give you that, your eager/, almost to a fault/, cos youll be spitting rhymes while considering sueing me for assault./
I'm a skunked/ up punk/, and i'll mess with your flow/
I'll show/ you and the world that my rhymes truly glow/
You, you just draggin behind me on tow/, cos your too slow/ to go up against my flow/
My lyrics spit sharp like an arrow and bow/, and one day you will know/, so/ i suggest you prepare for humiliation/ across the nation/.
You on the mic, yeah, but you call THAT a rampage/
I've been more scared of women in old age/
Take a page/ from my book and engage/ yourself else where, cos this game aint for you/, boo/.
And then you end your rhyme, thank god, so umm there/?
Is that the best you could do to scare/?
Are you aware/ that I bare/ my full flair/ while yours is hidin under the stairs/?
Anyone insult this/, I'll come back with a supa-diss/, cant prepare yall for this/ so ill give you the kiss/ of death then you'll wish you laid low.
___________
Heh, I had fun there. Anyway, what y'all think? I've been interested in either the writing, producing or even rapping of this kind of music for some time, and that was a piece i'm (fairly) proud of, so what do you think?
> I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.
> Mess wit me, i make ya lip quiver.
> Rollin through da threads guns blazing,
> all the laydeezs sayin "Cookie you amazin'!"
>
> Any punk wanna mess wit ma flow
> i show em the door, tell em where to go
> 'cos im on the mic and im on a rampage
> cookie monsters dispensin' the 0wnage!
>
> So ummm, there.
Cookie monster, you think you fly off and on the beat/
Yet you named after something off of Sesame Street/
And your rap is qutie simple, yo still finding your feet/.
Take a seat/ and watch me beat/ your 'neat'/ rhymes, cos im elite/.
The ladies sayin/, Cookie yo amazing/
Before they said that, what weed was they blazing/?
Cos I want some of that/, cat/, must be the finest shat/ to make em think that./
Coming through with your guns blazing/, well thats amazing/ but i be erasing/ you before you even tasting the trigger/, ill give you that, your eager/, almost to a fault/, cos youll be spitting rhymes while considering sueing me for assault./
I'm a skunked/ up punk/, and i'll mess with your flow/
I'll show/ you and the world that my rhymes truly glow/
You, you just draggin behind me on tow/, cos your too slow/ to go up against my flow/
My lyrics spit sharp like an arrow and bow/, and one day you will know/, so/ i suggest you prepare for humiliation/ across the nation/.
You on the mic, yeah, but you call THAT a rampage/
I've been more scared of women in old age/
Take a page/ from my book and engage/ yourself else where, cos this game aint for you/, boo/.
And then you end your rhyme, thank god, so umm there/?
Is that the best you could do to scare/?
Are you aware/ that I bare/ my full flair/ while yours is hidin under the stairs/?
Anyone insult this/, I'll come back with a supa-diss/, cant prepare yall for this/ so ill give you the kiss/ of death then you'll wish you laid low.
___________
Heh, I had fun there. Anyway, what y'all think? I've been interested in either the writing, producing or even rapping of this kind of music for some time, and that was a piece i'm (fairly) proud of, so what do you think?
cookie monster wrote:
> I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.
> Mess wit me, i make ya lip quiver.
> Rollin through da threads guns blazing,
> all the laydeezs sayin "Cookie you amazin'!"
>
> Any punk wanna mess wit ma flow
> i show em the door, tell em where to go
> 'cos im on the mic and im on a rampage
> cookie monsters dispensin' the 0wnage!
>
> So ummm, there.
Okay, I'm SOOO bored, and all the other forums are boring as evah, so I'm gonna reply to this.
But only boredom.
And a free pimp-slap tooall those who diss.
> I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.
> Mess wit me, i make ya lip quiver.
> Rollin through da threads guns blazing,
> all the laydeezs sayin "Cookie you amazin'!"
>
> Any punk wanna mess wit ma flow
> i show em the door, tell em where to go
> 'cos im on the mic and im on a rampage
> cookie monsters dispensin' the 0wnage!
>
> So ummm, there.
Okay, I'm SOOO bored, and all the other forums are boring as evah, so I'm gonna reply to this.
But only boredom.
And a free pimp-slap tooall those who diss.
I know that was lame.
Fame.
Window pane.
:-D
This sucks donkey balls.
Fame.
Window pane.
:-D
This sucks donkey balls.
The bacon mistaken for yo mamas ass flab when its shakin'
Woo.
3 rhymes in one sentence. High five alive!
Woo.
3 rhymes in one sentence. High five alive!
Cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
BEARDS. wrote:
> Yeah. You wigga.
Shut it nigg-iteboy.
Okay that didn't work.
And seriously, I don't wanna really rap over the internet.
I'm far too good for the likes of y'all..
> Yeah. You wigga.
Shut it nigg-iteboy.
Okay that didn't work.
And seriously, I don't wanna really rap over the internet.
I'm far too good for the likes of y'all..
Absolutely, with an alphabet rap to tap into the sesame street demographic.
i can see it going triple platinum already.
MC Cookie blastin off all over the world beeaatch!
WoRd!
MC Cookie blastin off all over the world beeaatch!
WoRd!
Yeah, i will go with that for the album name.
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