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"Special Reserve Freestlye MC Battling"

Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.

Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?

Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.

Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!

Asher D you must be smoking the herb, think you can step to me?
Fool you got a bush like a girl, you lady boy's ya smell kinda funny
I was popping caps in fools while you were havin' that operation on ya f-

Ya flow is wack, and ya threads is s-
I don't care what you say, you'd look better with t-
Ya come to my hood with those big hairy breasts
I blap you in the eye, then I laugh at ya chest

ya gotta understand that blokes don't like girls with willy's
ya think they do, well ya just akin silly
you fake a-- fools, with ya ugly a-s schizo's
I take a crowbar to ya face, then smack you in the chin...Yo!

You think you is fly, hoe you'll just get burned
f- with my crew, damn you fools never learn

Peace out foolz, I iz off to drink a 40 and smoke some bud Yo!

*ahem*

Woo.. I got applause.

And Asher D just sounded cool when I signed up.

I was gonna change my name to Mofo, bu then I'd be a hypocrite because I always have a go at others who chnage their names cos its confuisng.

KR wrote:
> Yes but i also guess you don't like sesame street?

I did when i was a kid.

Yes but i also guess you don't like sesame street?

KR wrote:
> when replying to Asher, remember his name is from So Solid Crew.

Yeah, but he doesnt like So Solid Crew.

Which is a bit puzzling.

when replying to Asher, remember his name is from So Solid Crew.

*Claps asher*

Very good.

Good rap there asher loved the bit about sesame street. I'm going to come with an answer sometime tomorrow if i have time. It'll be my first effort in this sort of thing so don't expect something to rival *Hit 'em up* from Pac though :D

cookie monster wrote:
> Any punk wanna mess wit ma flow
> i show em the door, tell em where to go

Should have been "shoen 'em the do'".

And Asher, we could tell you've been wanting to do that for ages. :)

Smocks.