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"Special Reserve Freestlye MC Battling"

Not sure if this has any chance or working, but what the hey. Anyone can join in, and if you don't like rapping just think of it as poetry.

Basically, we'll all try and post rap lyricals up here, home-made of course, and 'battle' anyone who steps up, using clever words and harsh insults, so don't come in here, join in then get your knickers in a twist when we go personal, because they don't hold back in real life, so why should we?

Oh, screw the 'we're hard so hate us' cover, just enjoy it and don't take it too seriously.

Start off with: I think I'm the coolest, greatest user on SR ever.

Rap at me if you disagree, mofo!

all i hear is a-hoy/ from a sailor boy/ i got a ploy/ better than the siege of troy/ you better shape up/ cos youre just a pup/
im top dog/ this is my hood/ and you aint no good/
at the rapping bizzie.

get out of this arena/ become a cleaner/ grow up and get meaner/ dont get greener/ with the envy/ that i can see/ moral of the story/ you could be/ half as good as me.

so i put it out to you/ (whos girl's a moo)/ and your home boys too/ go through/ the paces/ wipe the smirks/ off of your faces/ and practice at other places/ cos this here base is.../ mine.

Clazon wrote:
> change your perception/ cos its a matter of deception/
> look through my eyes/ its clear you ate all the pies/
> asher d/ just dont compare to me/
> im the best/ now thats off my chest/
> ill take a rest.

Clazon/, next to me as big as a raisin/ I'm lazing/ around with most of my flow/, and yall still can't show/ me anything to make me really go.

I'm sick/ of all you thick/ priiks/ trying to make things click/ with a few 2-rhyme/ lines/, look at the signs/, your all slow in your minds/, cant find/ time/ to make anything long that rhymes/, just knee-jerk/ poems that barely work./

So I issue a challenge/, bigger than re-building stonehenge/, I challenge y'all to really challenge me now/, still mess about/, but give me your best rhymes and dont whisper, shout/, give me a real good clout/, cos right now, theres nowt/.

change your perception/ cos its a matter of deception/
look through my eyes/ its clear you ate all the pies/
asher d/ just dont compare to me/
im the best/ now thats off my chest/
ill take a rest.

Yo Blank/, I'da told you that your rap had nearly sank/,
if it hadnt sunk/ before you started, punk/
Your rap style, now where do I begin?/
It's a load of BS, probably caused by Gin//
You want us to sink back/ after you attack/?
But theres nothing but a grin/ on my chinny chin chin//
So come on, try better than that/ Pat/ your lyrics into shape and they might get on the map/, but for now, they just look crap/


Heh, you wanted a response.

Slightly less hyper lyrical there.

Asher D and da rest are ho's
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I fink yo' all iz dust ho's/ don't even try an contemplate wot dat means
Yo' all iz dust too stupid.

I really don't think shizzle, my dizzle is really at the pinnacle for a literature debate.. :-)

*question on izzles

(i know what it pretty much all means)

for shizzle my nizzle- surely this should be: fizzle shizzle my nizzle?

doggy dizzle...- whats the dizzle for? (d!ck???)

surely this could have endless possibilities as long as everyone knew what they meant in context, so are there any others, or do you just improvise?



also i would like to say, is it ok for haikus to go in here? (i would try to bust some lyrics but i would just suck)

lalakersrule.

It's not that 3 lines is all i've got/,
it's just with you I don't need a very accurate shot/
to hit a bullseye/, my oh my/, i hold my head in the sky/
wondering how and why/ people like you decide/ to try/
and take a sly/ shot at yours truly (trool-eye*)/
why, man why/? Don't you just take a big sigh/
and wonder why/ you cant be as fly/ and ryde/ on the rymes/
like me/, the Asher to the D/, dont you see/
You'll all just never be/ at the required ability/ to compete with me.

Woooo!



*say it aloud

Dead's where this thread should be, and dead's where it'll stay
your lyrics is whack and ya style is gay
stepping to me's like asking death, here's 50p get something for ya breath

boo yeah!

You foolz ain't even on my level.

Reply to cookie monster. Reply to LaLakers, Blank and maybe LL Cool T coming soon.

Pubic lice/, that don't sound nice/ but i guess if worse comes to worse i can always ask you for advice/ on how to lose em.
I don't think I'm cool as ice, it's an actual/, factual/, to you unanswerable statement/. Want me to repent/, wanna try and make me repent/, and then you'll be to heaven sent/, with a dent/ in your face.

I won't bother replying to the rest/, it's not a test/.
I coulda guessed/ that I'd easily be the best/
in this thread/. Your two-rhyme lines are practically dead/.
Nothing youve said/ even compares to mine/, yours is just a boring pattern with a rhyme/ at the end of each two lines/,
All the signs/ point to just another wannabe/ me/.