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It's a goldmine of offensive one liners, and superb dry humour. Let's have your favourite Alan quotes.
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"But she stook to her views right to the end, did you see the look she gave that brown nurse?"
"I don't think the world is ready for A View t'et Kill"
"Dr Nowt"
"eeeeeeoctupussy"
"Dr Nowt"
"eeeeeeoctupussy"
Mr Snuggly wrote:
> I liked Steve Coogan's comments about
> what he says when people ask him what's in 'the drawer'.
There's porn in his drawer, as the lovely receptionist finds out.
> I liked Steve Coogan's comments about
> what he says when people ask him what's in 'the drawer'.
There's porn in his drawer, as the lovely receptionist finds out.
God rest her rascist soul.
I liked that Gold finger, that bit when the laser's going up to his jaffa's.
I think the funniest moment is where his girlfriend has all the novelty joke thing and Alan picks up the rubber knife in front of lynn and she chokes him :-)
Funniest quotes, "You've been talking to other men?" - to petrol station feller.
When Alan in talking to his video producer about 'watersports' videos.
Lynn, "Maybe they got caught short?"
Alan, "No Lynn... they do it on purpose.."
Or in the car park.
"DAN....DAN......DAN....DAN....DAN....DAN....DAN"
Its a great show!
Funniest quotes, "You've been talking to other men?" - to petrol station feller.
When Alan in talking to his video producer about 'watersports' videos.
Lynn, "Maybe they got caught short?"
Alan, "No Lynn... they do it on purpose.."
Or in the car park.
"DAN....DAN......DAN....DAN....DAN....DAN....DAN"
Its a great show!
Cook Pass Babtridge
" Guess which one of you I'm going to make love to right now? "
10 MINUTES LYNN!
Graveyards are so depressing.....they remind me of death.
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