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It's a goldmine of offensive one liners, and superb dry humour. Let's have your favourite Alan quotes.
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Alan: you are listning to Alan Partridge, wasn't that a funny story
*looks at the clock, 15 seconds left*
Alan: har har har
*looks at the clock, 13 seconds left*
Alan: har har har
*looks at the clock, 10 seconds left*
Alan: wasn't that a funny story har har har
*looks at the clock, 15 seconds left*
Alan: har har har
*looks at the clock, 13 seconds left*
Alan: har har har
*looks at the clock, 10 seconds left*
Alan: wasn't that a funny story har har har
errr chris .... chris are you dead ???
I remember someone stealing the 'remove lid from pen and bash it in someones eye' Bond gadget joke on these forums.
Shame on you.
:-)
Shame on you.
:-)
ANYway...
"that's saaadddd."
Thats better vocab.
"that's saaadddd."
Thats better vocab.
ANYway...
"that's saaadddd.
"that's saaadddd.
That was the moving rabbit classic " Bright eyes ".
I hate Archers....THE Archers.....and Geoffrey Archer.
"Just cracked open a bottle of Sunny Delight! Can't finish it myself!"
I must be very sad if I find that funny!
I must be very sad if I find that funny!
Alan : "Tell me a funny story Michael"
Mike : "Well, One time right, when I was on exercise, I was stationed out in Beleeze*, right, and I had this little Makakk* Monkey right ... anyway, I'd been out all day right, and when I got back to the tent, right, I found the monkey had eaten all me fags, right, so I picked it up, right, and I threw it in the sea!"
Alan : "Oh, Michael, I was fishing for a funny story, but that's just upsetting!"
Mike : "Well, it'd eaten all me fags man, it was a big pack of duty free's like ... so I just picked it up, right, and hoyed* it in the sea"
Alan : "Michael, will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea, all I can see is this vision of a monkey spinning towards the water..."
Mike : "Well, it didn't go straight in the water, it bounced off a rock first ....."
Classic :D (perhaps the funniest thing on the series)
* = bad spelling probably, if it is mail correct spelling to [email protected] :D
Mike : "Well, One time right, when I was on exercise, I was stationed out in Beleeze*, right, and I had this little Makakk* Monkey right ... anyway, I'd been out all day right, and when I got back to the tent, right, I found the monkey had eaten all me fags, right, so I picked it up, right, and I threw it in the sea!"
Alan : "Oh, Michael, I was fishing for a funny story, but that's just upsetting!"
Mike : "Well, it'd eaten all me fags man, it was a big pack of duty free's like ... so I just picked it up, right, and hoyed* it in the sea"
Alan : "Michael, will you stop saying you threw your monkey in the sea, all I can see is this vision of a monkey spinning towards the water..."
Mike : "Well, it didn't go straight in the water, it bounced off a rock first ....."
Classic :D (perhaps the funniest thing on the series)
* = bad spelling probably, if it is mail correct spelling to [email protected] :D
"an evil geneus in an underground bunker and then DR No"
classic
classic
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