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It's a goldmine of offensive one liners, and superb dry humour. Let's have your favourite Alan quotes.
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*alan speaking to his son on phone*
"Fernando, it's saturday afternoon and you're in bed with a girl, you're wasting your life"
"Fernando, it's saturday afternoon and you're in bed with a girl, you're wasting your life"
"kiss my face"
"jurassic park"
"would you like me to lapdance for you?" :)
"jurassic park"
"would you like me to lapdance for you?" :)
"my, you have a beautiful smile, I mean you could have been throwing up all night and it wouldn't show ..... Maybe that is how you keep your figure, I don't know"
"I love you, in a way."
"Cash Back".
" It's hotter than the sun "
" Smell my cheese "
" Guess which one of you I'm about to make love too "
" Smell my cheese "
" Guess which one of you I'm about to make love too "
'Back of the net'
"Yeah..well...needles to say I had the last laugh"
(the radio interveiw with the former druggie present)
One of my favourites from the last series.
By favourite I mean, I can actually remember it.
(the radio interveiw with the former druggie present)
One of my favourites from the last series.
By favourite I mean, I can actually remember it.
Alan : "I suppose the only effective way to kill a bird of prey ... would be death by firing squad"
Alan : "I'm offering you a drink!"
Guy with voicebox : "Now you're talking my language"
Alan : "I hope not"
Guy with voicebox : "Now you're talking my language"
Alan : "I hope not"
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