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"Why does it take everyone so long to read LOTR?"

I read TFOTR in 5 days yet when i talk to people on msn they say they started it at christmas and theyre still only on TTT.

Stryke wrote:
> His lance was long, his sword was keen, his shining helm afar was
> seen,
----

Hur hur hur
"Show him the ring Frodo"
"No, he might try to touch it"

Hur hur hur
Best homoerotic book/film evah.

Christ, how many times have you read LOTR Stryke?

Stryke wrote:
> That was all from memory, and I know that makes me sad beyond belief,
> but it's my favourite song from the book. Sam sings it in the
> Midgewater Marshes.

And with that you give away that you have a robe, staff and stick on beard that you like to wear behind closed doors.

Stryke wrote:
> You, however, must agree that Begbie is ol' Irvings best character.

I don't know, I find Roy Strang a rather interesting character, but maybe that's because we get right inside his head in his comatose state.

How did we go from Lord of the Rings to The Marabou Stork Nightmare...?

As if they could sign Ewan McGregor up to another Renton movie. He'd charge too much, and he's too busy being Obi-Wan.

Danny Boyle is apparently interested in making a film though. They could always recast Renton. But if Begbie doesn't play Begbie I'll be angree.

Robert Carlyle is one of the few actors I seemingly can only call by a character name. I always call him Begbie. I call Eric Bana Chopper, and Gabriel Bryne will always be Keaton.

Yes - He's my fave character in the book. Definatly.

You, however, must agree that Begbie is ol' Irvings best character.

I feel I must disagree.

But meh - It's your opinion.

Porno wasn't as good as Trainspotting.