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"Name My Cat - The Big Issues Discussed"

Yes, we've been talking about the big issues like the Iraq war, Forensics, Identity Cards and so forth... but we haven't touched on the really big issue, the issue that affects us all in one way or another.

What should I call my cat? It's a stray we kinda adopted (ie. it kept coming back to our house so we fed it) and seeing as we've had to take it to the vet because of a gimpy leg, I think it's pretty much unsaid that we're going to keep it. However, we need to give it a name.

I want your suggestions please, nothing to cheesy, nothing to spasticated. And not names like Puss, or Garfield, or Meow-gli because they all suck. I'm a man, and he's going to be a man's cat.

FYI: It's black, dirty and always has oil up its back from sleeping under vans, a bit like a hobo.

I always though Tybalt was a good name for a cat. Its been done though.

Heathcliff (& Co)

Slick boy.

Lube job
Trouser Snake

Even better; "\\\" it looks like claw scratches, but you can't pronounce it. Your cat can then be all pretentious and wear a beret whilst watching nothing but black and white films and declaring the 80s "hip" again.

Rofflepimp

Lionel Ritchie
Roffle

Wurzell
Jason
Bagshot
The Sheriff of Mouse Town
Puss Galore
The Feline Lassie
Snackface
Furball IV

Stinky.

It has claws, therefore it should be called Wolverine.