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"Name My Cat - The Big Issues Discussed"

Yes, we've been talking about the big issues like the Iraq war, Forensics, Identity Cards and so forth... but we haven't touched on the really big issue, the issue that affects us all in one way or another.

What should I call my cat? It's a stray we kinda adopted (ie. it kept coming back to our house so we fed it) and seeing as we've had to take it to the vet because of a gimpy leg, I think it's pretty much unsaid that we're going to keep it. However, we need to give it a name.

I want your suggestions please, nothing to cheesy, nothing to spasticated. And not names like Puss, or Garfield, or Meow-gli because they all suck. I'm a man, and he's going to be a man's cat.

FYI: It's black, dirty and always has oil up its back from sleeping under vans, a bit like a hobo.

shtufer

sh-tu-fer

'he needs his fantasy, lalalal!'

Gavin. Or Neil.

Spike

or Rumplestiltskin

It's worth noting that long names will be abbreviated over time. So Rumplestiltskin would become 'Rump' or 'Rum'. Whatever your comfortable calling out at night.... :D

i always liked marmaduke

Just call it Cat.
Simple.

felix?
adolf?
tarquin?
Adrian?
Daschande?
Bruce?
Tony?
Face-ache?

Cat.
Snuggles. (y'know, ironic name)
Rebel cat.
Fatso.
Max Payne.
Monkey cat.
You.
Oi you.
Get off the sofa.
Tommy Vercetti.
Don Catso.
Jawn Mullins.
MoJoJoJo!

Call it Dougal.

Ralph