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"Name My Cat - The Big Issues Discussed"

Yes, we've been talking about the big issues like the Iraq war, Forensics, Identity Cards and so forth... but we haven't touched on the really big issue, the issue that affects us all in one way or another.

What should I call my cat? It's a stray we kinda adopted (ie. it kept coming back to our house so we fed it) and seeing as we've had to take it to the vet because of a gimpy leg, I think it's pretty much unsaid that we're going to keep it. However, we need to give it a name.

I want your suggestions please, nothing to cheesy, nothing to spasticated. And not names like Puss, or Garfield, or Meow-gli because they all suck. I'm a man, and he's going to be a man's cat.

FYI: It's black, dirty and always has oil up its back from sleeping under vans, a bit like a hobo.

then call it Tinkerbeast

Or rumpuptrubblyup
Round brew barney macgrew
Clebe
Letchwin the third and only
Portly midnight runner

*gasp*

Long may white-afro horror stalk your door. Or preferably a cave, slowly filling with swimming-pool clean water and nothing can save you!
Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
Except for...dur dur dur...The Snugglepuff

My friend is called Beast. Front-runners so far are Hobo, Slick and Fonzie. Loser so far is Hassehoff.

hmm hobo cat..

call it Compo

Beast

Get some more cats and name them after people in the Big Brother House, everyweek evict one (Dump it on the motorway) until you get to the last one which will be the name of your cat and the cat itself. Or you could just call it Bob.

Just call it Cat.

Or Mr Bigglesworth.

Snuggly: "I vants chicken, I vants liver, meowmix meowmix please deliver"

Merlin
Pugwash
Daz Ultra
De Vito
Link
Zelda
Kropotkin (damn you kropotkin!)
Blofeld
Snowball III

Muffpuffler
breeches
Long mouthed Fobe

Call it bender.
Call it Fiona.
Call it Bhavesh.