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"Name My Cat - The Big Issues Discussed"

Yes, we've been talking about the big issues like the Iraq war, Forensics, Identity Cards and so forth... but we haven't touched on the really big issue, the issue that affects us all in one way or another.

What should I call my cat? It's a stray we kinda adopted (ie. it kept coming back to our house so we fed it) and seeing as we've had to take it to the vet because of a gimpy leg, I think it's pretty much unsaid that we're going to keep it. However, we need to give it a name.

I want your suggestions please, nothing to cheesy, nothing to spasticated. And not names like Puss, or Garfield, or Meow-gli because they all suck. I'm a man, and he's going to be a man's cat.

FYI: It's black, dirty and always has oil up its back from sleeping under vans, a bit like a hobo.

Goatboy wrote:
> Hasselhoff
> Fonzie


Yeah! Call it Hasselhoff! Just the name send me into a deep orgasmic joy.

Larry.

Hasselhoff
Fonzie

grandma

Salt Marsh

Brick Face

horkledork

Fluffykins? Can you imagin it? Snuggly and Fluffykins? Brilliant...or call it Bill.


OLLIE THE MAGIC BUM-CAT!

Chewie
Mungo
Bob

I like Hobo, but me ma thinks it sounds a bit too much like 'homo' and obviously she doesn't want to be standing on the doorstep shouting 'homo, homo' because a fleet of homosexuals would all flock to the door, demanding massages or something.

If it spends an abnormal time licking its own ass - call it Bell.

Guacamole

Although I refused to call any of my cats that as I feared the obvious jokes should any of them get run over...

Hauser - In honour of our adoptive action-father.
Drago
Muuuh
Hobo