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"Name My Cat - The Big Issues Discussed"

Yes, we've been talking about the big issues like the Iraq war, Forensics, Identity Cards and so forth... but we haven't touched on the really big issue, the issue that affects us all in one way or another.

What should I call my cat? It's a stray we kinda adopted (ie. it kept coming back to our house so we fed it) and seeing as we've had to take it to the vet because of a gimpy leg, I think it's pretty much unsaid that we're going to keep it. However, we need to give it a name.

I want your suggestions please, nothing to cheesy, nothing to spasticated. And not names like Puss, or Garfield, or Meow-gli because they all suck. I'm a man, and he's going to be a man's cat.

FYI: It's black, dirty and always has oil up its back from sleeping under vans, a bit like a hobo.

Mofo Pimpin' Biatch Master.
Hannibal
Megatron
Optimus Prime
Morpheous
Rowlf
Sean Connery
Grand Daddy Porno King
The Hulk
Wolverine

BJ and the Burrs

Mr Snuggems
TJ
Deuce Bigalow

Call it 'Tasty'.

Senor Evil...Jr :)

Ghey Jr

Feister.

Darkus wrote:
> Willis

Then when it hisses, you can say "Whut you torkin' 'bout".

Cerberpuss

Goatunderdevelopedpeni