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"Name My Cat - The Big Issues Discussed"

Yes, we've been talking about the big issues like the Iraq war, Forensics, Identity Cards and so forth... but we haven't touched on the really big issue, the issue that affects us all in one way or another.

What should I call my cat? It's a stray we kinda adopted (ie. it kept coming back to our house so we fed it) and seeing as we've had to take it to the vet because of a gimpy leg, I think it's pretty much unsaid that we're going to keep it. However, we need to give it a name.

I want your suggestions please, nothing to cheesy, nothing to spasticated. And not names like Puss, or Garfield, or Meow-gli because they all suck. I'm a man, and he's going to be a man's cat.

FYI: It's black, dirty and always has oil up its back from sleeping under vans, a bit like a hobo.

Horse.

Scrotum

Smoke (It slept under Cars and stuff, exhaust smoke, blah blah)
Exhaust (Erm, yeah. Same as above. It's crap though. SO don't)
Dave
Ruffian
Hooch
Tonty

There.

Call it Sex Machine.

Then try and call it in every night in the loudest shout you can do.

Klunk - Like the cat in the TMNT comics (the adult ones).

Odysseus.

Mephistopheles

B*stard (imagine the neighbours faces when calling for it!)

Slick - after the oil.

Charlie


One thing puzzles me. Why would any witch call their cat Salem? Why they'd want to remember a place where thousands women and men were tried as witches and killed I don't know. It's not as if there were that many real witches there anyway...

Alis Kitten of Love

*Mathers*

because you will mather it, viz. stroke and pet it in an over the top fashion,

also because "Mathers" sounds kind of posh-ish, like a pompous butler, and this reflects the general feline demeanour,

and because "Mathers" also sounds a little sinister and gangster-ish, and this relfects the other side of the feline character: the heartless killer side, the demon in fur.

So I put forward the name - Mathers.

Randy Rufus
Porno Prince

Snagglepuss.

Oo call it

Fuzzypussy