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I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.
lets get the ball rolling :
Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"
lets get the ball rolling :
Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"
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Bite my metal shiny ass.
Donut Judge: Homer Simpson, you are charged with eating half the population of doughnut land. How do you plead?
Homer: Not guilty.
Donut lawyer: Now Homer is not guilt... Hey, are you eating my arm?
homer: Maybe?
Homer: Not guilty.
Donut lawyer: Now Homer is not guilt... Hey, are you eating my arm?
homer: Maybe?
Super Intendant Chalmers on Principal Skinner:
"The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt"
"The rod up that man's butt must have a rod up its butt"
Krusty : "You people are bankrupting me! I swear I will spit in every 50th krusty burger!"
Homer : "I like those odds!"
Homer : "I like those odds!"
HOMER- "Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
Krusty: Hey, to get myself back into shape i've only been drinking milkshakes.
*We see a big bloated Krusty*
Lisa: You're supposed to drink only low fat ones!
(or something)
*We see a big bloated Krusty*
Lisa: You're supposed to drink only low fat ones!
(or something)
Homer: [sighs] Some day you'll thank me for all this scary love. But
now I've got to go somewhere and do some serious thinking.
[gets into car, drives off]
Bart: I'm sure he meant to say, "serious drinking".
Lisa: That's what I assumed.
now I've got to go somewhere and do some serious thinking.
[gets into car, drives off]
Bart: I'm sure he meant to say, "serious drinking".
Lisa: That's what I assumed.
Fllllllaaaaaannnnnddddeeerrrrrssss
Chalmers "Seymour, you're fired"
Skinner "What, did you just call me a liar?"
Chalmers "No I said you're fired"
Skinner "Oh thats much worse"
Skinner "What, did you just call me a liar?"
Chalmers "No I said you're fired"
Skinner "Oh thats much worse"
Bart: Boys and girls, Mrs. Krabappel, I come before you today to
solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What
has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse: A walking clock?
Nelson: A walking clock!
Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
Edna: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart: [mystified] What? No, it's my dog.
solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries: What
has four legs and ticks?
Milhouse: A walking clock?
Nelson: A walking clock!
Martin: I'd wager he has some variety of walking clock in that box!
Edna: Bart, is it a walking clock?
Bart: [mystified] What? No, it's my dog.
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