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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Fllllllaaaaannnnnddddeerrrrsssss

Isn't that the third time you've said that?

wiggum : "fat tony, I suppose you wouldn't know anything about a truck of cigarettes that was hijacked?"
fat tony : "what's a truck?"

Monty : "Smithers, who's that goat-legged fellow, I like the cut of his jib"
Smithers : "the prince of darkness sir, he's your 11 o'clock"

Fllllllaaaaannnnnddddeerrrrsssss

I like that guy, gill :

"C'mon, lucky seven, c'mon"
"32"
"ah geez, oh why did I have to bet the company pay roll, ah, gills in a lot of trouble"

Principal Skinner after Nelson steals the 'H' of Chalmers Honda:

"So you think this missing H is funny do you. Let tell you something its not. Right now Super Intendant Chalmers is at home crying like a little girl"

Same episode:

Moe "Women smell fear and at the moment I must be reaking of it"

Homer "Relax Moe all I smell is garlic and fish"

*Apu knocks coke can at lisa's head deliberatly*

Apu: HEADS UP LITTLE GIRL!

When Moe scores:

"Dont you eat anything for the next week cause Im going to by you a steak the size of a toilet seat"

*Homer throws can of fizzy drink with popcorn on top at angry mob*

Homer: See you in hell candy boy's *Explosion*