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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

Not an exact quote:

Police/detective dude: I'll catch you Phantom Brewer

Homer (from over a hill): No you won't.

Police/detective dude: Oh yes I will.

Homer (still over hill): Won't!

Homer forgets to pick up Bart and runs out the house naked:

Flanders "Hey Homey I can see your doodle"

Homer "Shut up Flanders"

When Bart and Ralph are in the abandoned prison:

Guard "Who's there?"

Bart and Ralph run off

Guard "Why do I always shout first? It just gives them time to run away. Well Im an idiot"

Homer stands in front of his bedroom window and rips off his bottoms "From this day forward I am an inventor"

Passer by "Do us all a favour, invent yourself some underpants"

Cheif Wiggum: Those nudies must be somewhere around her!

Homer "Im going to the back seat of my car with the women I love and wont be back for 10 minutes!"

Moe : "I'm a stupid moron, with an elephants butt, and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt"

"This tape will self destruct...if not properly stored."

Fllllllaaaaaannnnnnddddddeeerrrrsss

Flying to Cuba after 'liberating' the tirllion dollar bill:

Mr Burns: Take her down Smithers!
Smithers: But... sir... You're flying the plane...
Mr Burns: Excellent...