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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

The one where Mr Burns steals the puppies and is gonna make them into a coat, Bart throws his sock down the laundry shoot thing and they all follow, at the bottom is standing Mr Burns. After an obvious question Lisa says summet like,

Lisa: "This is so unfair"
Mr Burns: "Here's a phone, phone somebody who cares.." *Hands Lisa a mobile*

*Lisa starts dialing 999*

Mr Burns: Give me that! *Snatches phone back*

Quality!! Had me in stitches for days..

Simpsons is 0wnage.

Go the making people.

Homer: Potato Man!
Irish Security Guard: Where the Bloody Hell have you been?
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Bono: What the... bloody hell?
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The Edge (I think, long time since I saw this episode): I'm sneaking off to Moe's for a pint. Anyone else coming?
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Marge: But won't there be drugs being dump[ed here?
Homer: Some of it is!
(New York dustcart empties its load)
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Crisp packet falls at Indian's foot
Indian: [cries]
Other Indian: Do yourself a favour, don't look behind you.
Indian: Aaaargh!


That whole episode kicked.

Granpa: My Homer is not a communist. He maybe a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star!

After Homer gets abducted by aliens:

"Please dot eat me I have a wife and kids, eat them"

*bart and homer fishing*
Homer : "I love you boy"
Bart : "heh, you love a boy"

genius

marge : "we're all going to have to cut down or give up the things we like until your father gets a new job"
bart : "I'll take up smoking and then give that up"
homer : "well done, son, giving up smoking is one of the hardest things to do in life, have a dollar"
*gives bart a dollar*
lisa : "but he didn't do anything"
homer : "didn't he lisa? didn't he? - wait a minute, he didn't"
*snatches dollar back*

Lisa - Well look at the wonders of the 20th century now.

Homer - Wonders Lisa? Or blunders.

Lisa - Dad I think that was implied.

Homer - Implied Lisa? or implode.

Lisa - Sigh...

Homer: hehehhehe look at this country... U R GAY

Uraguay obviously, or however it is spelt.

Homer to Marge on John:

"He didnt give you gay did he"