Viewing Thread:
"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

Ned gives Homer his 5 Alarm chilli:

Homer "Hmmm, one, two, hey whats the big idea"

Ned "Oh I admit it its only two alarm, two and a half tops. I just wanted to look like a big man in front of the kids"

Rodd "Daddy are you going to jail?"

Ned "We'll see son. We'll see"

Wiggum: Suspect is heading, you know, that Chilli place, in a, car. Suspect is hatless I repeat, hatless.

I love the bad cops theme tune thatgoes with it.

http://www.snpp.com/guides/lyrics_list.html

They're all there.
Including this:


Burns: Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I'm hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good...

See my vest, see my vest,
Made from real gorilla chest,
Feel this sweater, there's no better,
Than authentic Irish setter.

See this hat, 'twas my cat,
My evening wear - vampire bat,
These white slippers are albino
African endangered rhino.

Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles' necks, I've got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest,

Try my red robin suit,
It comes one breast or two,
See my vest, see my vest,
See my vest.

Like my loafers? Former gophers -
It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
But a greyhound fur tuxedo
Would be best,

So let's prepare these dogs,
Mrs. Potts: Kill two for matching clogs,
Burns: See my vest, see my vest,
Oh please, won't you see my vest

Yup yup.

Apu - Good day mr Simpson, Hows it hanging?

Homer - Low and lazy.

Moe: Ever been hunting before Bart?

Bart: No; something about three men in the woods together, seems rather gay to me.

Homer: That is a very immature attitude Bart.

When Marge becomes a Cop:

Homer "Marge, you being a cop makes you the man of the house which makes me the women. Although I like to wear your occasional underwear which as we said is strictly a comfort thing"

It think it was…

“In high school I was voted student most likely to be a mental patient or chimpanzee.”

Art critic: Your art is what's known as 'alternative art'... It's the sort of thing that's made by mental patients and chimpanzees.
Homer: I've beeen a mental patient, and compared to a chimpanzee!

Or something like that...

(homer becomes an artist)

Homer : "Ok kids, as I am normally a very passive person, I am giving you two permission to rile me up so I can create my art"
"Lisa, you first"
Lisa : "Ok, well mum found out her engagement ring was made out of rock candy"

*Homer yells and starts attacking his 'artwork' with a metal pipe*

Homer : "Ok, bart, now you"
Bart : "Well, I'm flunking math, and yesterday I was a little attracted to milhouse"

*Homer screams and starts smashing the hell out of his sculpture*

heh

And then Homer clearly states he doesen't... classic.