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Tue 17/06/03 at 01:39
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I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"
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Thu 03/07/03 at 21:02
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hens love roosters, geese love ganders, everyone else loves ned flanders
Mon 30/06/03 at 19:57
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Superintendant Chalmers: SKINNER! Is your kitchen on fire?
Principal Skinner: No, it's just the aura borealis.
Superintendant Chalmers Aura borealis, localised to your kitchen?
Principal Skinner: Yes.
Superintendant Chalmers: May I see it?
Principal Skinner: No.

Agnes: SEYMOUR! THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
Principal Skinner: No Mother, it's just the northern lights.


That whole scene in the short films was too funny for words. And the "steamed hams" bit, which I can't remember.
Mon 30/06/03 at 18:48
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"SKINNER, why are there children walking on my HEAD ?"
Mon 30/06/03 at 16:38
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"Hellfire Stoker"
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In the cinema:
Superintendant Chalmers:SKINNER!
Agnes: Seymour!

What a scream that scene was!
Mon 30/06/03 at 14:09
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GasMask wrote:
> The one where Mr Burns steals the puppies and is gonna make them into
> a coat, Bart throws his sock down the laundry shoot thing and they all
> follow, at the bottom is standing Mr Burns. After an obvious question
> Lisa says summet like,
>
> Lisa: "This is so unfair"
> Mr Burns: "Here's a phone, phone somebody who cares.."
> *Hands Lisa a mobile*
>
> *Lisa starts dialing 999*

hmm, i wonder how fast the UK emergency services would've gotten to america? ;)
Mon 30/06/03 at 10:57
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*Lisa and Marge are in a souvenier shop, Homer and Bart are being chased by an angry mob*

Homer: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrge!
Bart: lllllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisa!

***

I laughed all through the next scene!
Mon 30/06/03 at 10:52
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"Hallelujah"
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Dr Nick - It's my good friend Mr Mgreg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg!
Mon 30/06/03 at 01:07
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Homer (to flanders) : "Past instances where I professed to like you, were fraudulent".
Mon 30/06/03 at 00:49
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Marge - (running past old peoples home where grandpa is sitting on the stoop) Grandpa i'm not afraid!!!!

Grandpa - Then you're not paying close enough attention
Mon 30/06/03 at 00:39
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Homer : "i hope I didn't brain my damage"
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