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"Simpsons Quotes"

I know this has been done before, but I sometimes crack up at work when I remember some of the quotes from this great tv show, and wanted to see if there's any I missed.

lets get the ball rolling :

Marge : "Homer, are illegally producing alcohol in our basement and selling it to local watering holes??"
Homer : "I'm not gonna lie to you marge ........ well, see you later"

Marge "Watch out for the apple pie in the back seat"

Grandpa "Oh no"

Marge "Grandpa are you sitting on the pie?"

Grandpa "I sure hope so"

I have loads of faves

Homer- "Nobody snuggles with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the Gs!" *thrusting motion*

monkey - "Pray for MoJo"

Homer : "Look at me marge, I'm as dirty as a frenchman, in a few hours I'll be dead, and we've only been apart for one day!"

*mob smashes up science museum*
*robot comes out the front door, on fire, waving its arms about*

Robot : "WHY?? WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN??!!"

Homer : "tonight, we are going to the new steak house that has opened in town"
Lisa : "dad, no, think of all the cows they murder"
Bart : "I think I read somewhere that cows like being killed"

or something like that

Flanders "What ya got for me mister brown ground"

Lisa - Bye bye Lisa Simpson **smug grin**

No it's not a miss quote.

*bell rings*

Milhouse - Yay school's out!!!!! Up yours Krabapple!

Mrs Krabapple - Well i'm glad the rest of you remembered vacation begins at the end of school not at the start.

ralph : "my cats breath smells like catfood"

Lisa "Miss Hoover called me a P.C thug"

Homer "Well Ive been called a greasy thug aswell and it never stops hurting"