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That goddamn old bint off the tesco advert, is it prunella scales, who used to play basil faulties wife? I'd like to wear my shoes out on her face.
Also those diamond car insurance adverts ("Why did I choose diamond car insurance? simple because I'm a woman")
Flash adverts, you know with that idiot and his smart alec wife who you'd like to have an accident with an over-polished floor, while carrying a tray full of broken glass and razor blades.
that guy who takes a day off work. then comes in the following day with a box of lemsip, and comes out with "this sorts the men from the boys"
oh and of course those claim adverts.
"I fell over a piece of wood that shouldn't have been there." congratulations, you're an idiot, have 10 grand
any tampon advert with women prancing around like they're on drugs or something
senokot diarreah adverts. do we really need diarreah adverts?
any more that really tweak your melon?
Also those diamond car insurance adverts ("Why did I choose diamond car insurance? simple because I'm a woman")
Flash adverts, you know with that idiot and his smart alec wife who you'd like to have an accident with an over-polished floor, while carrying a tray full of broken glass and razor blades.
that guy who takes a day off work. then comes in the following day with a box of lemsip, and comes out with "this sorts the men from the boys"
oh and of course those claim adverts.
"I fell over a piece of wood that shouldn't have been there." congratulations, you're an idiot, have 10 grand
any tampon advert with women prancing around like they're on drugs or something
senokot diarreah adverts. do we really need diarreah adverts?
any more that really tweak your melon?
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Michael Winner in the insurance company one.
"I'm joking, I'm really a very good driver"
Yeah? Well you're a poor director that has the visual style of a chimp on a meth-frenzy. And you are a 2nd rate restaurant critic as well, I doubt your pigfaced small-eyed head would allow you to consume your own ego.
*shakes fist at monitor*
Even now, and I've only seen it the once, I wish to burn things.
"I'm joking, I'm really a very good driver"
Yeah? Well you're a poor director that has the visual style of a chimp on a meth-frenzy. And you are a 2nd rate restaurant critic as well, I doubt your pigfaced small-eyed head would allow you to consume your own ego.
*shakes fist at monitor*
Even now, and I've only seen it the once, I wish to burn things.
Back in the summer my sister would watch some stuff on channel 5 at lunch time, me being lazy watched the soaps instead of doing anything constructive (while I waited for Diagnosis Murder on the BBC)
anyway during the ad breaks they had a large number of annoying adverts on...
So much so you could predict which ones would appear or the types that would be on.
The "we'll sue anyone for anything" adverts-
'Jeremy dropped a digestive biscuit into his tea, he got £7000'
The Loan companys and debt consolidators-
'we used to pay loads of money from loan repayments, now we pay it back in lower monthly repayments by taking out one big loan'
or
'It was so easy to get a loan after being refused many times before, now we've been able to pay off our debts and have enough money for a car'
The cheap car ads-
especially the one with the old man "look their trying to steal your old car"
the insurance adverts and occasionally the stair lift ones
all annoying in their own little ways.
anyway during the ad breaks they had a large number of annoying adverts on...
So much so you could predict which ones would appear or the types that would be on.
The "we'll sue anyone for anything" adverts-
'Jeremy dropped a digestive biscuit into his tea, he got £7000'
The Loan companys and debt consolidators-
'we used to pay loads of money from loan repayments, now we pay it back in lower monthly repayments by taking out one big loan'
or
'It was so easy to get a loan after being refused many times before, now we've been able to pay off our debts and have enough money for a car'
The cheap car ads-
especially the one with the old man "look their trying to steal your old car"
the insurance adverts and occasionally the stair lift ones
all annoying in their own little ways.
The freakin Chicken Fidlers. Dam that makes me peeved( i can't spell it). just seen it and I wanna do something evil.
As you said, any of those “if you have slipped over like the dumb as you are, why not try to make some money out of it” things, they make me want to start poking people in the eyes.
Also any of the “our plan is to make you richer”, grrrrr.
That new Toyota ad with the snooty people playing squash.
On the other hand, I like the Wkd ad’s.
Also any of the “our plan is to make you richer”, grrrrr.
That new Toyota ad with the snooty people playing squash.
On the other hand, I like the Wkd ad’s.
I hate the one for those constipation tablets, with the woman who blows a petals from the palm of her hand at the end- bah, I know what I'm on about!
Any advert with Carol Smilie, Vorderman or any other 'carol' in general. In fact, I loathe any advert for loans, debt consolidation or compensation.
However, I LOVE the advert for Halifax bank with that black man dancing and singing to various cheesy adaptations of current pop songs- hehe that man has RHYTHMN!
Any advert with Carol Smilie, Vorderman or any other 'carol' in general. In fact, I loathe any advert for loans, debt consolidation or compensation.
However, I LOVE the advert for Halifax bank with that black man dancing and singing to various cheesy adaptations of current pop songs- hehe that man has RHYTHMN!
I'd like to find all the people on all the AOL ads and take all their bribe money for saying AOL is good (It's crap, buggers up your settings and is practically impossible to uninstall, filters out every site that is worth using- thank God I have Freeserve broadband!)-and then drown them in lumpy gravy for propoganda and annoying me more than possible. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
Nearly all the adverts at the moment. The Ribbena ads, chesse string, washing powder ads, a lot more. Can't think of them at the moment but might post them when I see them or think of them.
That goddamn old bint off the tesco advert, is it prunella scales, who used to play basil faulties wife? I'd like to wear my shoes out on her face.
Also those diamond car insurance adverts ("Why did I choose diamond car insurance? simple because I'm a woman")
Flash adverts, you know with that idiot and his smart alec wife who you'd like to have an accident with an over-polished floor, while carrying a tray full of broken glass and razor blades.
that guy who takes a day off work. then comes in the following day with a box of lemsip, and comes out with "this sorts the men from the boys"
oh and of course those claim adverts.
"I fell over a piece of wood that shouldn't have been there." congratulations, you're an idiot, have 10 grand
any tampon advert with women prancing around like they're on drugs or something
senokot diarreah adverts. do we really need diarreah adverts?
any more that really tweak your melon?
Also those diamond car insurance adverts ("Why did I choose diamond car insurance? simple because I'm a woman")
Flash adverts, you know with that idiot and his smart alec wife who you'd like to have an accident with an over-polished floor, while carrying a tray full of broken glass and razor blades.
that guy who takes a day off work. then comes in the following day with a box of lemsip, and comes out with "this sorts the men from the boys"
oh and of course those claim adverts.
"I fell over a piece of wood that shouldn't have been there." congratulations, you're an idiot, have 10 grand
any tampon advert with women prancing around like they're on drugs or something
senokot diarreah adverts. do we really need diarreah adverts?
any more that really tweak your melon?
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