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That goddamn old bint off the tesco advert, is it prunella scales, who used to play basil faulties wife? I'd like to wear my shoes out on her face.
Also those diamond car insurance adverts ("Why did I choose diamond car insurance? simple because I'm a woman")
Flash adverts, you know with that idiot and his smart alec wife who you'd like to have an accident with an over-polished floor, while carrying a tray full of broken glass and razor blades.
that guy who takes a day off work. then comes in the following day with a box of lemsip, and comes out with "this sorts the men from the boys"
oh and of course those claim adverts.
"I fell over a piece of wood that shouldn't have been there." congratulations, you're an idiot, have 10 grand
any tampon advert with women prancing around like they're on drugs or something
senokot diarreah adverts. do we really need diarreah adverts?
any more that really tweak your melon?
Also those diamond car insurance adverts ("Why did I choose diamond car insurance? simple because I'm a woman")
Flash adverts, you know with that idiot and his smart alec wife who you'd like to have an accident with an over-polished floor, while carrying a tray full of broken glass and razor blades.
that guy who takes a day off work. then comes in the following day with a box of lemsip, and comes out with "this sorts the men from the boys"
oh and of course those claim adverts.
"I fell over a piece of wood that shouldn't have been there." congratulations, you're an idiot, have 10 grand
any tampon advert with women prancing around like they're on drugs or something
senokot diarreah adverts. do we really need diarreah adverts?
any more that really tweak your melon?
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You're missing the classic.
The one for windows.
With the bloke who looks a little like Bill Bailey.
Shouting at you.
Being 'crazy'
Jumping around a lot.
Wearing stupid clothes.
Looking like he fell into a barrel of cocaine and couldn't get out.
Staring at you with very wide eys
Pushing windows over.
Jumping arthritically through a 0 for some reason.
Being scary.
Making kids have nightmares.
Flirting with window fitters.
Saying things to qiuckly to understand.
Generally being a total and utter gimp.
Making you pity him and his parents.
Who THE HELL would buy windows off this poor, poor man they've dragged from a 14th century fancy-dress party, electrocuted, topped up with steriods and narcotics and given a death threat if he's not decidedly zany or wacky.
The one for windows.
With the bloke who looks a little like Bill Bailey.
Shouting at you.
Being 'crazy'
Jumping around a lot.
Wearing stupid clothes.
Looking like he fell into a barrel of cocaine and couldn't get out.
Staring at you with very wide eys
Pushing windows over.
Jumping arthritically through a 0 for some reason.
Being scary.
Making kids have nightmares.
Flirting with window fitters.
Saying things to qiuckly to understand.
Generally being a total and utter gimp.
Making you pity him and his parents.
Who THE HELL would buy windows off this poor, poor man they've dragged from a 14th century fancy-dress party, electrocuted, topped up with steriods and narcotics and given a death threat if he's not decidedly zany or wacky.
most adverts r painfull
Sdrawkcab wrote:
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
>
> Oh and those sodding Halifax adverts with that chump Howard.
>
>
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! And so on. Yup, I hate
> 'em too. There's a new one to the tune of that Liberty X song. I think
> it's them anyway, I'm not sure. And oh God, he pops up at the end with
> his teeth and his round head, and I just turned off the TV. There's
> like 20 people dancing like it's an Bollywood film.
WHAT? That advert is quality! Well I've only seen it once and I thought it was funny- I'm sure the novelty will wear off though!
> Tiltawhirl wrote:
>
> Oh and those sodding Halifax adverts with that chump Howard.
>
>
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH!
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! And so on. Yup, I hate
> 'em too. There's a new one to the tune of that Liberty X song. I think
> it's them anyway, I'm not sure. And oh God, he pops up at the end with
> his teeth and his round head, and I just turned off the TV. There's
> like 20 people dancing like it's an Bollywood film.
WHAT? That advert is quality! Well I've only seen it once and I thought it was funny- I'm sure the novelty will wear off though!
Goatboy wrote:
> Michael Winner in the insurance company one.
> "I'm joking, I'm really a very good driver"
>
> Yeah? Well you're a pisspoor director that has the visual style of a
> bumraped chimp on a meth-frenzy. And you are a 2nd rate restaurant
> critic as well, I doubt your pigfaced small-eyed head would allow you
> to consume your own ego.
>
> *shakes fist at monitor*
> Even now, and I've only seen it the once, I wish to burn things.
What makes me peed off about this advert is the woman who says 'Hello Mum', she is like 70 and the chances are, her mum would be dead.
> Michael Winner in the insurance company one.
> "I'm joking, I'm really a very good driver"
>
> Yeah? Well you're a pisspoor director that has the visual style of a
> bumraped chimp on a meth-frenzy. And you are a 2nd rate restaurant
> critic as well, I doubt your pigfaced small-eyed head would allow you
> to consume your own ego.
>
> *shakes fist at monitor*
> Even now, and I've only seen it the once, I wish to burn things.
What makes me peed off about this advert is the woman who says 'Hello Mum', she is like 70 and the chances are, her mum would be dead.
Tiltawhirl wrote:
> Oh and those sodding Halifax adverts with that chump Howard.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! And so on. Yup, I hate 'em too. There's a new one to the tune of that Liberty X song. I think it's them anyway, I'm not sure. And oh God, he pops up at the end with his teeth and his round head, and I just turned off the TV. There's like 20 people dancing like it's an Bollywood film.
> Oh and those sodding Halifax adverts with that chump Howard.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! And so on. Yup, I hate 'em too. There's a new one to the tune of that Liberty X song. I think it's them anyway, I'm not sure. And oh God, he pops up at the end with his teeth and his round head, and I just turned off the TV. There's like 20 people dancing like it's an Bollywood film.
Jive wrote:
> The Orange advert with "Hard Nosed Business Man" - kill that
> ****er NOW!
Would have been better if In the advert he had a normal nose and he was hit by a medicine ball/ cricket ball instead.
> The Orange advert with "Hard Nosed Business Man" - kill that
> ****er NOW!
Would have been better if In the advert he had a normal nose and he was hit by a medicine ball/ cricket ball instead.
yes the orange one is soooooo anoying
The Orange advert with "Hard Nosed Business Man" - kill that ****er NOW!
And there's another one of which I really can't think of, it was on the tip of my brain until I started reading all the rest of the posts and now it's gone......arrrrrggghhhh!
*thinks*
And there's another one of which I really can't think of, it was on the tip of my brain until I started reading all the rest of the posts and now it's gone......arrrrrggghhhh!
*thinks*
Without a shadow of a doubt, the advert for Heat magazine. That. Women. Grrr!!
"Hands up who has the new Heat Magazine!"
"Er, hands up if your a moron!"
"Hands up who has the new Heat Magazine!"
"Er, hands up if your a moron!"
also anything with reg holdsworth (ken morley) in. that guy needs the glasses knocking off his face.
he lives very near to me and it was in the local paper that some teenagers took his glasses off him and verbally abused him when he was coming home from the pub.
he lives very near to me and it was in the local paper that some teenagers took his glasses off him and verbally abused him when he was coming home from the pub.
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