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"Adverts that make you want to punch someone until they don't move anymore"

That goddamn old bint off the tesco advert, is it prunella scales, who used to play basil faulties wife? I'd like to wear my shoes out on her face.

Also those diamond car insurance adverts ("Why did I choose diamond car insurance? simple because I'm a woman")

Flash adverts, you know with that idiot and his smart alec wife who you'd like to have an accident with an over-polished floor, while carrying a tray full of broken glass and razor blades.

that guy who takes a day off work. then comes in the following day with a box of lemsip, and comes out with "this sorts the men from the boys"

oh and of course those claim adverts.
"I fell over a piece of wood that shouldn't have been there." congratulations, you're an idiot, have 10 grand

any tampon advert with women prancing around like they're on drugs or something

senokot diarreah adverts. do we really need diarreah adverts?

any more that really tweak your melon?

DébUK wrote:
> I hate the one for those constipation tablets, with the woman who
> blows a petals from the palm of her hand at the end- bah, I know what
> I'm on about!
>

"I've done a big poo, now I can enjoy my day!


Cid Vilante wrote:

>The freakin Chicken Fidlers. Dam that makes me peeved( i can't spell it). just
>seen it and I wanna do something evil.

They're not really called Fidlers, are they?

That advert for Elephant.co.uk with the gimp who looks like he's been slapped in the face with a trowel.

Oh and those sodding Halifax adverts with that chump Howard.

Just saw one that made me want to hit the television...
A double glazing advert, some guy dressed up in some kind of town crier-esque costume, sounded like fred elliot (I think thats his name,I don't watch corronation street).
Any way the guys walking toward camera shouting 'you buy one, you get one free' over and over whilst knocking over some window frames...
he then sticks his head through a big circular sheet of paper and shouted some more stuff
Afterwards I laughed

The adverts for that gossip magazine where the girl talks really fast in an annoying voice... the only satifaction it that her head explodes at the end, but even that irritatesme slightly!

We all seriously watch too much TV ;P

The cheese strings ad. That one was so stupid. What kid would trick their mum into havng a serious health problem just for some poxy chemical cheese (source of calcium, HA HA HA!!)?

sideshow buzz wrote:
> The "we'll sue anyone for anything" adverts-
> 'Jeremy dropped a digestive biscuit into his tea, he got
> £7000'

quality, made me laugh. nice one :D

Goatboy wrote:
> Michael Winner in the insurance company one.
> "I'm joking, I'm really a very good driver"
> *shakes fist at monitor*
> Even now, and I've only seen it the once, I wish to burn things.

the follow up advert with Winner in it is about equally as bad, be glad you haven't see them both...
I think the second ones burned a place into my memory
*shudders*

That woman in 'Yes car insurance'

SHUT UP

Fancy flirting, whether you're single or not, phone sex for sad loners is the place for you. Call this really cheap £2 a minute phone line to chat to some old bint now!