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"It's hotter than the sun"
"He drew a chalk pen1s on the back of my blazer and I got caned for it"
"Back of the net"
[pointing at Lynn's hair] "Is that your mother's money coming through? That's all part of the bereavement dividend. She was quite a heiferlump though, I'd say she was big-hearted but that would be bull****"
"Guess which one of you ladies I'm going to make love to now"
"British roads are among the safest in Europe. But this isn't Britain, [puts on German voice] dis is der Autobahn"
"Get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! Only with excellent facilities. As had the Nazis"
"This is a petrol station, not the Gulf War. Which is ironically a giant petrol station."
"I use Lynx Africa"
"F***y hair!"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you missed the funniest TV show ever last night, in I'm Alan Partridge. Make sure you catch it next week.
"This Apple Turnover contains a filling that's about 1000 degrees centigrade. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten hot Bramley apple will squirt out, it could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Brilliant.
"He drew a chalk pen1s on the back of my blazer and I got caned for it"
"Back of the net"
[pointing at Lynn's hair] "Is that your mother's money coming through? That's all part of the bereavement dividend. She was quite a heiferlump though, I'd say she was big-hearted but that would be bull****"
"Guess which one of you ladies I'm going to make love to now"
"British roads are among the safest in Europe. But this isn't Britain, [puts on German voice] dis is der Autobahn"
"Get you on the old jeans rule? Nazis! Only with excellent facilities. As had the Nazis"
"This is a petrol station, not the Gulf War. Which is ironically a giant petrol station."
"I use Lynx Africa"
"F***y hair!"
If you don't know what I'm talking about, you missed the funniest TV show ever last night, in I'm Alan Partridge. Make sure you catch it next week.
"This Apple Turnover contains a filling that's about 1000 degrees centigrade. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten hot Bramley apple will squirt out, it could go your way, it could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down."
Brilliant.
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I agree with CDouch.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
"I can do anecdotes. One day I was in London and had to get somewhere on the tube. It was very crowded but somehow I managed to get a seat. The guy standing opposite to me, with long golden hair, was in fact Peter Purves. He said to me 'you are a jammy b*stard for getting a seat', I said 'don't be blue Peter.....Now F**k OFF!"
Well something like that.
"I met her outside of Threshers".
"It's like a SAS mission: gan yourself down to Cardiff, have full sex with a lady and come home on the National Express".
Well something like that.
"I met her outside of Threshers".
"It's like a SAS mission: gan yourself down to Cardiff, have full sex with a lady and come home on the National Express".
"What is Cockney?"
"Cockney is a small village in London, where criminals live. Their vicious thugs, but the police can't touch them because they only slaughter their own."
"Cockney is a small village in London, where criminals live. Their vicious thugs, but the police can't touch them because they only slaughter their own."
" I once drove to Dundee in my bare feet and gorged on toblerone "
How funny was last nights episode? The best I've seen in a long time.
The sagacious one wrote:
> The Armando Iannuci show was a classic on C4, shame not many people
> saw it, you could really tell how Alan Partridge became so irreverant
> yet hilarious because of Iannuci's talent for exemplifying the absurd.
Yeah, I saw all of his shows, and they were all brilliant. But for now, some more Partridge quotes...
"Bacon, 10 on 10, button mushrooms, bingo, black pudding, snap...minor criticism though - more distance between the beans and the eggs. I may decide to mix them, but I want that to be MY decision. Overall, though, very good, 7 on 10. Now let's make love".
"Earlier when I lifted my legs up something happened that was unplanned. I emitted a quiet but potent gust. I just want to apologise if it registers, because it is out there"
> The Armando Iannuci show was a classic on C4, shame not many people
> saw it, you could really tell how Alan Partridge became so irreverant
> yet hilarious because of Iannuci's talent for exemplifying the absurd.
Yeah, I saw all of his shows, and they were all brilliant. But for now, some more Partridge quotes...
"Bacon, 10 on 10, button mushrooms, bingo, black pudding, snap...minor criticism though - more distance between the beans and the eggs. I may decide to mix them, but I want that to be MY decision. Overall, though, very good, 7 on 10. Now let's make love".
"Earlier when I lifted my legs up something happened that was unplanned. I emitted a quiet but potent gust. I just want to apologise if it registers, because it is out there"
The Armando Iannuci show was a classic on C4, shame not many people saw it, you could really tell how Alan Partridge became so irreverant yet hilarious because of Iannuci's talent for exemplifying the absurd.
As long as you sell the old one, because it'll be worthless. It's got the Add-on Alan from the old video (and possibly the original DVD, I forget) plus a massive improvised scene in Alan's car, two commentary tracks on each episode plus the normal scene selection, cast information and soundbite stuff. I've got both, but then I'm weird.
Is it worth getting if you've already got the original DVD?
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