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"So, Gareth, what's your fantasy?"
"Two lesbians. Sisters probably. I'm just watching..."
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"What are you thinking right now, then?"
"I was wondering, if a boy would ever be born who could swim faster than a shark."
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"Why should women with big breasts be expolited?"
"They should be rewarded, if anything."
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"I just stayed in and had a biiiiiig w**k."
Possibly no more after this series then? Or do you reckon he'll somehow keep his job?
Taken waaaay beyond any comfort comedy zone and into painful, teeth-itching embarassment.
"No, I've got the aarse view here. I wouldn't want to be him sitting there unless you were wearing a skirt, then I could look up...at it"
"They call them f@nny packs there"
"Mm-hm"
"Because f@nny means your aarse"
"..uh-huh"
"...not your m***e"
"..."
"I've got a stigmatism I've had since the age of 5 ok? That's why my eyes are...bulbous. I dont call you Whale-boy do I?"
"No,and I didn't say 'Oo, hello Mong-Man' did I?"
"Yeah, get over it, whatever."
"How long have you had it?"
"Toooo long, baby..."
"But... it's bleeding."
"[immediately] Yeah, it really stings."
"And someone had left a ramp in the track and they we saying oh he's definently dead, I hit the ramp and I flipped upside down and they were like, oh he's definently dead now, I flipped right round, landed on the wheels, drove round, pulled over and said, what you worrying about?"
Gareth: "Yeah I reckon that's true"
Tim: "Yeah I reckon that's true 'cos if you were gonna send someone undercover to investigate The Triads you'd probably want the world's most famous Chinese film star"
That and quiz night have to be the best two so far. I mean come on...he's playing a guitar.
...Every breath you take.