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"The Office Series 1 quotes."

Watched through the whole of the first series over the weekend. Hadn't seen many of the episodes first time around, so some of the quotes were hilarious. Here are a couple of my favourites:

"So, Gareth, what's your fantasy?"

"Two lesbians. Sisters probably. I'm just watching..."

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"What are you thinking right now, then?"

"I was wondering, if a boy would ever be born who could swim faster than a shark."

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"Why should women with big breasts be expolited?"

"They should be rewarded, if anything."

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"I just stayed in and had a biiiiiig w**k."

Quiz Night is the best

So people, what's your favourite episode?

I'd say mine probably is the one with Tims birthday and the quiz night. I mean you have 'Hat FM' and huge inflatable c-ck, stories about Kettels being thrown over a pub roof and the gay army conversation with Gareth. There's more great parts, but I forget...

I'm going to get series one DVD sometime

Also I watched Coupling for first time the other night and I quite liked it

Hopefully they'll make the series longer. I'm ejoying TV at the moment, because I watch Coupling, The Office and the League. But they all started at about the same time, and that means they'll all end in the same fortnight. Which is gay.

Hmm so I missed the first 3 then. I see it's on BBC Chice tonight, I think that may be a series 2 repeat...which will be nice.

There's been 4 episodes of the second series already.

I'm guessing there'll only be 6 in this series - same as the first.

I said it before and I'll say it again...Genius!

I actualy only saw it for the first time monday night and today I have brought and watched the entire first series. I can't believe that I missed out on this for so long. How far are they into the second series?

Oh and the little Flat Eric that just sits there and is pointed at.

There were some brilliant lines in the first episode.

"Go on, do the Ali G impression"
"I don't do an Ali G impression."
"Oh yeah, it's the other one..."
"Other what? P**i?"
"*sigh* That's racist."


Or when David's on the phone to his friend.

"How's the wife? She left ya yet?........Alright, see ya mate. *hangs up* I forgot, she has left him."


This week's episode had some great lines too, and when David was posing for the photos....Classic!

I'm not sure exactly how it went but...

"You do prefer this to the money, right?
Oh yeah...I would have just spent it on a giant inflatable c-ck anyway."

Genius!

The part where they're making police jokes about the girl and one man says something about escaping up her tunnel and is made to leave the room was brilliant.