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"The Office Series 1 quotes."

Watched through the whole of the first series over the weekend. Hadn't seen many of the episodes first time around, so some of the quotes were hilarious. Here are a couple of my favourites:

"So, Gareth, what's your fantasy?"

"Two lesbians. Sisters probably. I'm just watching..."

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"What are you thinking right now, then?"

"I was wondering, if a boy would ever be born who could swim faster than a shark."

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"Why should women with big breasts be expolited?"

"They should be rewarded, if anything."

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"I just stayed in and had a biiiiiig w**k."

Nooooooooo!

Gareth the kiddy fiddler!

"When girls turn 1, they're ready for.."

"That's enough Gareth!"

Gareth -

When Cherries are red, there ready for plucking
When girls are 16, there ready for *******

It was nice to finally see "Oggy".

Series 1
Gareth & Donna
TITLED: Safety with Gareth Keenan

*places coffee ontop of pc screen and asks her if its 'safe or dangerous'? Ohh.... and Donna keeps lifting the cardboard box... up and down.... up and down.....;Djc

Oh, and when Brent randomly pulls the disabled girl away from her desk to illustrate where Comic Relief money goes, and Gareth goes on about "fakers" and sticking pins in their legs to test. Brilliant.

Goatboy wrote:
> Especially with Dawn & Tim.
> But fav moment last night was Brent talking about Lenny Henry leaving
> the kitchen and he flips the camera, voice squeaking with rage and his
> teeth gritted.

"I've got to save some Africans!"

"Look everyone, Gareth's stopped hopping"

*hop, hop, hop

"Look calm down, you've been on your foot all day"

Didn't you just love his dance. I thought it would never end.