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"Hospital"

Let's talk health

In your life how many times have you been to hospital and why

Mine's are boring, I'll try and remember.

Week after I was born I had problems eating or something and had to spend week in hospital.

I ran into a door handle when I was young... cutting above my eye and a scar still remains.

I ran into a wall in PE (floor was wet) and got hairline fracture in my wrist.

That's about it

Also the hospital up the road from me is where George Orwell started writing 1984... I suggested they should put some sort of plaque up... they're going to. Hurrah

"He has the 'flu, send him home and give him a slap for acting like such a girl"

MoJoJoJo wrote:

> Hmm, maybe I should redo a first aid course, seems that I'm hopeless at >diagnosing injuries...

Now, Mr Mojo, this mans arm is severely severed, just about to fall off and his leg is broken. We found him in an upside-down car that had turned over. What do you think happened to him?

"Er, he has the flu."

:D

When I think back, I've probably had a few injuries that I should've had checked out, but whenever I've hurt myself, going to the hospital doesn't even cross my mind. When my mate slipped on some ice and sliced his face open, everyone was telling him he should go to hospital... except me, who told him he'd be fine. He ended up needing a load of stitches.

Recently, after a night out my mate was giving this girl a piggy back, and he tripped and they landed in a heap on the floor. I wasn't there, but if I was, I would've just pulled him up and kept on going, but this guy was there and he phoned an ambulance. Turns out he had fractured a load of fingers and busted up his knee. Hmm, maybe I should redo a first aid course, seems that I'm hopeless at diagnosing injuries...

most of the times i've been to thr hospital, is when all my family have been sick, they get all this fricken attention, and i get nothing. I've only been twice!!!

Once when i cut my foot on a wine bottle down a beach.
And the secound time was when i had a mole removed from my back, i get alot of sympathy from that, coz i tell gullible blondes i was attacked by sharks ;) sounds stupid but it works!!!

About 90 times. Many times for scans and MRI's to see if stuff was getting better. Other times include lung problems, a torn quad muscle (nearly all the way torn) and physio. The quad muscle was the most painful. Better to brake a leg than tear the muscle that stretches around the groin.

Going again soon for some more scans and to see an ENT specialist about my breathing.

SHEEPY wrote:
> I ran into a wall in PE (floor was wet) and got hairline fracture in
> my wrist.

You ran into a wall?

that makes you sound like a... um.... ponce?

That coment makes you sound like a girl.

sheepy running into walls awww

Tiltawhirl wrote:
> What about the time when you had your fro surgically removed from that
> fat guys ar$e?

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Oh yeah, I forgot about tha... errr...

*Runs*