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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY (September Poetry) sponsored by Fate herself"

Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.

Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.

Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.

Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)

Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).

Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.

*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.

Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> evilish? not really i was just tryign to see if my brain worked.
>
>
> *
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> Well for a start, you shouldn't be able to hear it rattling around.
>
> I know i think its crashed, nevermind maybe if i become a superstar
> footballer famous for self abuse i can jump waiting lists and get a
> new one for nothing!
>
>
> *
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> Why bother? If you're going to be a superstar footballer then you
> don't actually NEED a brain.

very funny, that was a sly swipe at the george best transplant fiasco

Prodigy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> evilish? not really i was just tryign to see if my brain worked.
>
>
> *
>
> Well for a start, you shouldn't be able to hear it rattling around.
>
> I know i think its crashed, nevermind maybe if i become a superstar
> footballer famous for self abuse i can jump waiting lists and get a
> new one for nothing!


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Why bother? If you're going to be a superstar footballer then you don't actually NEED a brain.

Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> evilish? not really i was just tryign to see if my brain worked.
>
>
> *
>
> Well for a start, you shouldn't be able to hear it rattling around.

I know i think its crashed, nevermind maybe if i become a superstar footballer famous for self abuse i can jump waiting lists and get a new one for nothing!

Prodigy wrote:
> evilish? not really i was just tryign to see if my brain worked.


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Well for a start, you shouldn't be able to hear it rattling around.

evilish? not really i was just tryign to see if my brain worked.

Prodigy wrote:
> ereht saw ecno a nam deman dribniar ohw ydobon dluoc dnatsredeu eh
> dekil
> gnicar srac htrow etiuq a wef dnarg eh dehsarc me a tib sih ecnarusni
> saw
> ths os eh detrats gincar sekib deatsni

Ah i see you are familiar with Elvish.

there was once a man named rainbird who nobody could understand he liked racing cars worth quite a few grand he crashed em a bit his insurance was sht so he started racing bikes instead!

backward that would read:

ereht saw ecno a nam deman dribniar ohw ydobon dluoc dnatsredeu eh dekil
gnicar srac htrow etiuq a wef dnarg eh dehsarc me a tib sih ecnarusni saw
ths os eh detrats gincar sekib deatsni

"Gamecube", sung to the tune of "Tribute" by Tenacious D

This is the greatest and best console in the universe.

Gamecube.

One night, me and my mate Edgy here,
We was walking through a long and lonely town centre.
Then all of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon,
In the middle of the town.

And he said!

"Show me the best console in the world, or I'll eat your souls."

Well me and Edgy, we looked at each other and said, "Ok".

And we showed him the first console that came into our heads,
And it just so happened to be,
The best console in the world,
It was the best console in the world.

Look into my eyes and see, see, see,
Beating X-Box, above average it be.
It was destiny.

Once every few games consoles or so,
When SEGA don't shine and Sony don't glow.
And Microsoft lie low.

Well needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip crack with his heavy tail...
And the beast was done.

He said, " Be you Shigsy?"
And we said "No, we are but men!"

ROCK!

Ohhhhh! Ohhhhh!! Oooooooooh! Ooooooooh!
This is just the best console in the world, no...
But it's also a tribute.

Couldn't afford the greatest console in the world, no...
This is just a tribute.

ANd the funny thing is this my friend,
The console we showed him on that fateful night didn't actual look anything like this console!

This is just a tribute,
You gotta believe me.
It's a matter of opinion,
And I wish you were there.

I am aware of the futility of my existence.
It is my curse to be the Job (pronounce it like "Choad" for the heathens) of these forums.

But if you pay me some silver I'll dance like a bear!

Whats Tony been on lately?

;-D