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"EXTRA EXTRA GAMEADAY (September Poetry) sponsored by Fate herself"

Here's a great suggestion which came up in digestion. If you can turn a tidy rhyme then you can make a prime dime.

Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.

Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.

Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)

Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).

Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.

*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.

Super Smash (does not rhyme)

Pikachu
Kirby
Mario
Luigi

Their all on Super Smash Bro's

So buy it Freely.

*ow wait freely and Luigi rhyme*

Gran Turismo ( does not rhyme)

Audi
Panoz
Peugoet
Lamborghini

Their all on Gran Turismo

So buy it freely

*oh wait lamborghini rhymes with freely and lamborghini is not even in Gran turismo*

Freeola ( does not rhyme)

Its fast
Its cheap
Its a prodduct from SR.

Its got good ratings
It sounds like fun
I don't know why we have not got it

I prefer ATTglobal
And I Despise AOL*
So I Guess Freeola is pretty dam well!

*I hate AOL because It is practically tearing apart Sly WEasel

POP
to
the
TOP!

:-)

*Does that count as a poem?*

cookie monster wrote:
> Come on lads, no need to quote all of that post.
>
> *Tuts*

*

How about this one then?

Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> evilish? not really i was just tryign to see if my brain worked.
>
>
> *
>
> Well for a start, you shouldn't be able to hear it rattling around.
>
> I know i think its crashed, nevermind maybe if i become a superstar
> footballer famous for self abuse i can jump waiting lists and get a
> new one for nothing!
>
>
> *
>
> Why bother? If you're going to be a superstar footballer then you
> don't actually NEED a brain.
>
> very funny, that was a sly swipe at the george best transplant
> fiasco
>
>
> *
>
> Sly swipe??! SLY SWIPE?!?!?!?!
>
> HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?
>
> I'll have you know it was a BLATANT swipe.

Bothered, i think it should be cut out of him, as some small child prob needs it a whole lot more



OK, no more spamming from me.

cookie monster wrote:
> Come on lads, no need to quote all of that post.
>
> *Tuts*

yes there was, otherwise people who want to comment would have to scroll all the way down, and thats far too much

Come on lads, no need to quote all of that post.

*Tuts*

Prodigy wrote:
> Goatboy wrote:
> It does help to have a former pop-star wife that looks like she's
> escaped from Belsen though
>
> True, but he was warned ages ago where his organs were going, and now
> its like 'oh my god i need surgery' the fool

---

Eh?

Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> evilish? not really i was just tryign to see if my brain worked.
>
>
> *
>
> Well for a start, you shouldn't be able to hear it rattling around.
>
> I know i think its crashed, nevermind maybe if i become a superstar
> footballer famous for self abuse i can jump waiting lists and get a
> new one for nothing!
>
>
> *
>
> Why bother? If you're going to be a superstar footballer then you
> don't actually NEED a brain.
>
> very funny, that was a sly swipe at the george best transplant
> fiasco
>
>
> *
>
> Sly swipe??! SLY SWIPE?!?!?!?!
>
> HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?
>
> I'll have you know it was a BLATANT swipe.

Bothered, i think it should be cut out of him, as some small child prob needs it a whole lot more

Prodigy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> Dark Mark wrote:
> Prodigy wrote:
> evilish? not really i was just tryign to see if my brain worked.
>
>
> *
>
> Well for a start, you shouldn't be able to hear it rattling around.
>
> I know i think its crashed, nevermind maybe if i become a superstar
> footballer famous for self abuse i can jump waiting lists and get a
> new one for nothing!
>
>
> *
>
> Why bother? If you're going to be a superstar footballer then you
> don't actually NEED a brain.
>
> very funny, that was a sly swipe at the george best transplant fiasco


*

Sly swipe??! SLY SWIPE?!?!?!?!

HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?

I'll have you know it was a BLATANT swipe.

Goatboy wrote:
> It does help to have a former pop-star wife that looks like she's
> escaped from Belsen though

True, but he was warned ages ago where his organs were going, and now its like 'oh my god i need surgery' the fool

It does help to have a former pop-star wife that looks like she's escaped from Belsen though