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Subject: Internet, Special Reserve, Freeola, Games, Consoles and/or people or animals of the forums (including staff)*.
Your subject must be any or all of the above otherwise your poem will not count.
Best poem by midday on September 5th wins a £25 EXTRA GAD prize. That's any game of your choice up to £25. (Poems are worth much to us)
Only one winner. The Judge will be Fate (my wife).
Oh yes - leave out the complete rubbish PLEASE. And if it is supposed to be the words to a tune then please tell us which tune as we don't carry a juke box of ditties in our little heads.
*er - I don't mean the staff are animals.
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Liked the Bill Gates one, Dark Mark!
Oooh Sony Sony
How was I supposed to know
That I'd swap you for an Xbox
Oooh Sony Sony
I shouldn't have let you go
For the likes of Gatesy's chicken pox
Show me how to work this beauty
I can't believe it!
I spent two hundred pounds on a flippin' Xbox
My stupidness is killing me
And I,
I have to get, you back to me
Back to me!
When I'm not with you I have a cry
Just give me some time
Hit me Sony one more time!
Oh Sony Sony
I've had a hard day today
I really really need you
It's my Xbox, it's making me feel totally gay
It's a PC all over again
Don't show me, I can smash this "PC"
I've got experience
Microsoft have never done it for me
My loneliness was killing me
Yes I,
I've missed you, oh Sony
SonY!
But now I'm with you I have my pride
Give me some time
And I'll clock Final Fantasy anytime!
> PoSh KiD wrote:
> If you like SR and you know it clap your hands *total
> silence*........................................... *Reynolds runs off
> crying*
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> PS: no offense to anyone and it DOES count as a poem
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> PK
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> sheer brilliance
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That your expert opinion is it? :-)
> If you like SR and you know it clap your hands *total silence*........................................... *Reynolds runs off crying*
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> PS: no offense to anyone and it DOES count as a poem
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> PK
sheer brilliance
The
Hell
Was
THAT!
;-)
sung to the tune of Nickelback's "How You Remind Me"...
Already made it as a billionaire,
Already cut it as a rich man making,
Money in the software market.
Sick of ME, 2000 and XP.
And this is how you remind me of what I really am.
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
Just like me to want money,
Thought I'd let you play games and watch DVD's.
This time I'm mistaken,
For handing you a console worth breaking.
And I've been wrong, I've dug down,
Into the bottom of everyone's wallets.
These five words in my head,
Scream "Are we making money yet?".
It's not like you didn't know that,
The console would be dodgy and cost a fortune.
Though it does of uses,
As a mansion or a multi-storey car park.
And this is how you remind me of what I really am.
This is how you remind me of what I really am.
Just like me to want money,
Thought I'd let you play games and watch DVD's.
This time I'm mistaken,
For handing you a console worth breaking.
And I've been wrong, I've dug down,
Into the bottom of everyone's wallets.
These five words in my head,
Scream "Are we making money yet?".
the
hell
was
THAT?!
Hey hey are you ready to play?
It's time to come play with the staffies.
Come buy with us, come joke with us, you can order stuff online,
There's Brad to help, he can play with you,
There's Snuggers too,
But he's on the loo,
But he can fly and jump,
*Cue this wonderful music*
Hey hey are you ready to play?
It's time to come and play with the Staffies.
Hybrid likes to sing, sing along with us,
But dont tell Mysty, she's all dippy.
Hey Hey!