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"The official Special Reserve jokes thread"

This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.

Gag away!

Happy Birthday Tony - Here is my joke:

A baby seal walks into a club...

Can I have your car please Tony.

http://www.bookatrack.com/g2/tonyrain/640.car0.jpg

Now I am just so confused! I have read the interview and dont know who is saying what.

Ok, you are probably right. :( I thought I had something.

oh, and Happy Fourty Tenth Birthday...

Sounds better doesnt it....

Tony wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> Tony is fifty. His best comments include,
>
> "I piddled around in Basic for a while..."
>
>
> Ah - this sounds like something Graeme Kidd wrote, not me.

Nope you said it, he interviewed you.

Seeya Tony, if im not banned by the morning that is.

Tony wrote:
> Nice to chat, but time to go.
>
> Bye (no offence Peter)

Did I win?

Look, one more.

'obviously we've got the backing of British Telecom, and are part of a very large company, but we still have to work within budgets. We have to make money, not pour it down the drain'.

Happy Birthday Tony.

er-no wrote:
> Tony is fifty. His best comments include,
>
> "I piddled around in Basic for a while..."


Ah - this sounds like something Graeme Kidd wrote, not me.

Nice to chat, but time to go.

Bye (no offence Peter)

Ouch.....

Very good Tony, very good.