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This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.
Gag away!
Gag away!
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Tony is fifty. His best comments include,
"I piddled around in Basic for a while..."
"I piddled around in Basic for a while..."
Normal wrote:
> My name aint Peter though......
No, but Rabbits come out of a hat with a big poof.
> My name aint Peter though......
No, but Rabbits come out of a hat with a big poof.
All I have to say is,
"Breaking your collarbone at 34 is not sensible!"
HI TONY!
"Breaking your collarbone at 34 is not sensible!"
HI TONY!
AbsoluT Neó wrote:
> Happy 50th Bday for Next thursday Tony
Why thanks Absolute Nutto. I'm glad somebody cares.
> Happy 50th Bday for Next thursday Tony
Why thanks Absolute Nutto. I'm glad somebody cares.
Tony wrote:
> er-no wrote:
> Instead of a GAD, can I have my son back please Tony?
>
> I'll give you your Mum as soon as Bangkok Beauty turns into something
> more palletable than Little Angel.
Please don't dig up my mum dude.... erm... killed that conversation there Tonty.
> er-no wrote:
> Instead of a GAD, can I have my son back please Tony?
>
> I'll give you your Mum as soon as Bangkok Beauty turns into something
> more palletable than Little Angel.
Please don't dig up my mum dude.... erm... killed that conversation there Tonty.
Bit nondescript.
What about "Peter Rabbit" or something. We don't have any rabbits yet, only sheep and stuff.
What about "Peter Rabbit" or something. We don't have any rabbits yet, only sheep and stuff.
Happy 50th Bday for Next thursday Tony
Just think you have a Jubilee of your own
:D
Anyway here's my joke, enjoy.
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A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The
problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honour. I brought
the child into the world with pain and labour. She should
be in my custody.
The judge turns to the husband and says 'What do you
have to say in your defence?
The man sat for a while contemplating..then slowly
rose. 'Your Honour.
If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi
comes out..whose Pepsi is it ............
the machine's or mine?
Just think you have a Jubilee of your own
:D
Anyway here's my joke, enjoy.
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A man and his wife in court getting a divorce. The
problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife jumped up and said: 'Your Honour. I brought
the child into the world with pain and labour. She should
be in my custody.
The judge turns to the husband and says 'What do you
have to say in your defence?
The man sat for a while contemplating..then slowly
rose. 'Your Honour.
If I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi
comes out..whose Pepsi is it ............
the machine's or mine?
er-no wrote:
> Instead of a GAD, can I have my son back please Tony?
I'll give you your Mum as soon as Bangkok Beauty turns into something more palletable than Little Angel. But you can't have the Son because I haven't read it myself yet.
(by the way, I think they spell it SUN)
> Instead of a GAD, can I have my son back please Tony?
I'll give you your Mum as soon as Bangkok Beauty turns into something more palletable than Little Angel. But you can't have the Son because I haven't read it myself yet.
(by the way, I think they spell it SUN)
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