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Gag away!
"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."
"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouted out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
Jesus that took me ages to write out for me.
Little Tommy was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.
"Tommy, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Tommy. "'cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are thinking."
Little Tommy then said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?"
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Tommy, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you are thinking."
Tony you've really set yourself up for this one, you do realise that by the time Monday comes round you're gonna have half the Internets joke pages posted in this topic. I'd hate to be the one who has to go through all this.
The store manager thinks this is quite strange. He approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "May I help you?"
The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."
> I know, let's play a game of Who can copy the most jokes of other
> sites and post them in this topic? ready......go.
>
> Tony you've really set yourself up for this one, you do realise that
> by the time Monday comes round you're gonna have half the Internets
> joke pages posted in this topic. I'd hate to be the one who has to go
> through all this.
Yeah but who can lay claim to actually inventing a joke?
Most of the ones you read or hear are old ones, and if you just think them up the've probably been thought of already.
(I don't think you should post this joke again)
"Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him six games out of seven."
"It's okay, Mom! I haven't done my homework yet."