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"The official Special Reserve jokes thread"

This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.

Gag away!

Why are the Brazilians so good in bed?

They can lob semen from 30 yards
(seaman, get it?)

Oh ok then..... i'll let you off but only this once though.

eermm..... I *am* innocent....... honest.....

eerrmmm...... you smell!

*runs*

;D

Hercules! wrote:
> Monkey Island?
>
> I got that from "Big Daddy"......

Its an old tounge twister


> Please...... dont hurt me........ im an innocent little child!

innocent? you?... sure, I believe you, thousands wouldn't :)

Monkey Island?

I got that from "Big Daddy"......

Please...... dont hurt me........ im an innocent little child!

;)

Hercules! wrote:
> I dunnno actually, I prefer it as "wood-chop" though coz its
> much harder to say that way.

fair enough... but bear in mind, your arguing with Monkey Island here! :)

I dunnno actually, I prefer it as "wood-chop" though coz its much harder to say that way.

:)

Hercules! wrote:
> How much wood would a wood-chop chop if a wood-chop would chop wood?

Shouldnt that be wood-chuck?

"Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road..."

Two Arkansans meet on a dusty, country road. One of them is carrying a big bag, labeled chickens.
"Chickens, eh?" says his friend. "Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag. "You guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

"Um...five?"

When I said put the thing in brackets...... I meant to say put commas in.

Silly me.

:D

How much wood would a wood-chop chop if a wood-chop would chop wood?





Well? How much wood, would the wood-chop chop?





I dunno actually but its damn hard to say.......





But if you want me to put the thing in brackets so that it may be a little easier then here ya go:

How much wood, would a wood-chop chop, if a wood-chop would chop wood?

Answers on a SAE please.
Cheers.
:D