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This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.
Gag away!
Gag away!
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What happened to the guy who ate all the fruit?
He farted a peach
He farted a peach
Haaappppy birthday to you!
Haaaaaaaaaaappppppy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Tony!
Haaappppy birthday toooo yoooouuuuu!
*parps*
Haaaaaaaaaaappppppy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Tony!
Haaappppy birthday toooo yoooouuuuu!
*parps*
Police found two boys earlier this morning
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks
After careful consideration the decided to charge one and let the other one off
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks
After careful consideration the decided to charge one and let the other one off
how did hitler die?
he got the gas bill
he got the gas bill
how did hitler die?
hegot the gas bill
hegot the gas bill
In the jungle there were some aboriginies that lived in houses made of grass.
One day they were walking through the jungle and found a cave they had never seen before. Inside the cave, there was a golden throne, the leader thought it would look nice in his house and ordered everyone to take it to his house. The witch doctor tried to stop them but he had no such luck.
The tribe went out for a week of hunting about two weeks later, but on the second day it rained so much they had to call the hunting trip off. When they got back to their village in the jungle all of their grass houses were ruined. The leader ran over to where his house used to stand and saw the throne covered in green slime.
The witch doctor found him and said,
"I knew this would happen! Don't you know what they say? You shouldn't store thrones in grass houses!
(Don't throw stones at glass houses geddit?)
One day they were walking through the jungle and found a cave they had never seen before. Inside the cave, there was a golden throne, the leader thought it would look nice in his house and ordered everyone to take it to his house. The witch doctor tried to stop them but he had no such luck.
The tribe went out for a week of hunting about two weeks later, but on the second day it rained so much they had to call the hunting trip off. When they got back to their village in the jungle all of their grass houses were ruined. The leader ran over to where his house used to stand and saw the throne covered in green slime.
The witch doctor found him and said,
"I knew this would happen! Don't you know what they say? You shouldn't store thrones in grass houses!
(Don't throw stones at glass houses geddit?)
Why did the football manager bring on the subs?
Because the pitch was flooded!
Because the pitch was flooded!
Why is a football stadium so cold?
Because there is a fan in every seat!
Because there is a fan in every seat!
What do cannibals do at a wedding?
Toast the bride and groom.
Toast the bride and groom.
ha ha ha! good one,
*rolls eyes*
*rolls eyes*
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