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This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.
Gag away!
Gag away!
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a good day. What does it tell you?"
"Somebody stole our tent."
"Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see the night sky. Astronomically, it tells me that there are potentially billions of planets. Theologically, that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that tomorrow will be a good day. What does it tell you?"
"Somebody stole our tent."
Midday today.
It all ends today.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they've got honeycombs.
How do you know owls are cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever heard of a Kentucky Fried Owl?
*Thus concludes my lame jokes8
Because they've got honeycombs.
How do you know owls are cleverer than chickens?
Have you ever heard of a Kentucky Fried Owl?
*Thus concludes my lame jokes8
Dan his b'days already passed....... he meant 15th the last day for entries for the GAD.....
What's the difference between Dwight Yorke and the Israelli army?
The Israelli army knew when to pull out of Jordan.
The Israelli army knew when to pull out of Jordan.
The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the
whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked
up. Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously.
"What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a
sense of humor?"
"I don't have to laugh," she said. "I'm leaving Friday."
whole staff in to listen to a couple of jokes he had picked
up. Everybody but one girl laughed uproariously.
"What's the matter?" grumbled the boss. "Haven't you got a
sense of humor?"
"I don't have to laugh," she said. "I'm leaving Friday."
Company Memo
Notice: Our company requires no further physical fitness
programs. Everyone gets enough exercise:
jumping to conclusions,
beating around the bush,
running down the boss,
going around in circles,
dragging their feet,
dodging responsibility,
passing the buck,
climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork,
pulling strings,
throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth,
bending the rules,
and pushing their luck!
Notice: Our company requires no further physical fitness
programs. Everyone gets enough exercise:
jumping to conclusions,
beating around the bush,
running down the boss,
going around in circles,
dragging their feet,
dodging responsibility,
passing the buck,
climbing the ladder,
wading through paperwork,
pulling strings,
throwing their weight around,
stretching the truth,
bending the rules,
and pushing their luck!
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