he bought a dog and his neighbour reccomennded him to call him billy and the man said okay i'll call him willy.
a few weeks later the old man went to the police station and said
i've looked all over my hairy bum and i can't find my willy!
> A burglar is ransacking a house when a voice comes out of the dark,
> 'Polly's watching you!' The startled crook quickly flashes his torch
> around and sees a large parrot.
> 'Phew. Just a parrot!' says the burglar to himself. 'No, i'm Becky,'
> says the parrot. 'Polly's the big Rottweiller over in the corner - and
> she's watching you.'
Sorry, you misunderstood. This is the JOKE forum. We post jokes in here.
> Silent Assassin, you didn't tell that anywhere near correctly.
That's how it was written in the magazine i saw it in.
'Phew. Just a parrot!' says the burglar to himself. 'No, i'm Becky,' says the parrot. 'Polly's the big Rottweiller over in the corner - and she's watching you.'
> You should have a dancing thread.
or a lap dancing thread :-D
I agree most whole-heartedly