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Sat 29/06/02 at 18:50
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This thread is now the official Special Reserve jokes thread, post all your gags in here rather than spewing them all over the rest of the forums. Let's keep it nice and tidy, no racist jokes, keep the sexist ones to a minimum and no foul language, please.

Gag away!
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Mon 21/04/03 at 17:14
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a man was slightly deaf he bought a new house and his neighbour reccommended him to call it fairys thumb the man said okay i'll call it hairy bum.
he bought a dog and his neighbour reccomennded him to call him billy and the man said okay i'll call him willy.
a few weeks later the old man went to the police station and said
i've looked all over my hairy bum and i can't find my willy!
Sun 20/04/03 at 13:36
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Silent Assassin wrote:
> A burglar is ransacking a house when a voice comes out of the dark,
> 'Polly's watching you!' The startled crook quickly flashes his torch
> around and sees a large parrot.
>
> 'Phew. Just a parrot!' says the burglar to himself. 'No, i'm Becky,'
> says the parrot. 'Polly's the big Rottweiller over in the corner - and
> she's watching you.'

Sorry, you misunderstood. This is the JOKE forum. We post jokes in here.
Sun 20/04/03 at 13:33
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Nebuchan wrote:
> Silent Assassin, you didn't tell that anywhere near correctly.

That's how it was written in the magazine i saw it in.
Sat 19/04/03 at 16:29
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Silent Assassin, you didn't tell that anywhere near correctly.
Sat 19/04/03 at 16:16
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A burglar is ransacking a house when a voice comes out of the dark, 'Polly's watching you!' The startled crook quickly flashes his torch around and sees a large parrot.

'Phew. Just a parrot!' says the burglar to himself. 'No, i'm Becky,' says the parrot. 'Polly's the big Rottweiller over in the corner - and she's watching you.'
Sat 19/04/03 at 15:33
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El Tribute wrote:
> You should have a dancing thread.

or a lap dancing thread :-D
Sat 19/04/03 at 15:29
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*Does the Funky Gibbon*

I agree most whole-heartedly
Sat 19/04/03 at 12:44
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You should have a dancing thread.
Sat 19/04/03 at 10:20
"For the horde!!!!"
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I never knew this thread existed.
Fri 18/04/03 at 23:54
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I know, but it got me a game... im not complaining.

Nerrrr
:oD
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