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I'd like to see more "erotic content" in games.
Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!
Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.
I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
The mind boggles.
Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!
Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?
We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.
So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?
Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!
Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.
I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
The mind boggles.
Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!
Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?
We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.
So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?
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Aye, not bad. Went out friday nite, played MGS2 saturday morning, rehearsed in the afternoon.. Yesterday was a bit lame but thats sundays for you I guess..
You?
You?
you would know. Good weekend?
And in Amsterdam they have movies like that.
Craw wrote:
> I think you need to get out more.
Go to japan they make these sort of games. Gives you what you want and you get out.
> I think you need to get out more.
Go to japan they make these sort of games. Gives you what you want and you get out.
I think you need to get out more.
I'd like to see more "erotic content" in games.
Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!
Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.
I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
The mind boggles.
Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!
Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?
We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.
So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?
Huh, that makes me sound like a really sad git doesn't it?
Well, whatever.... but adding more erotica into videogames would certainly make those increasingly long ingame cutscenes more interesting.
In Shenmue for example, Ryo should have "got it on" with Nozomi. I mean, come on! She was practically begging for it!
And think how Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation would have been improved if Lara had indulged in "wild and untamed rumpy pumpy" with that wrinkly old German geezer!
Yep, there's no doubt about it: there should definately be more erotic content in games.
I can see it now:
Mario and Princess Peach rolling about butt-naked in the long flowery grasses of Nintendoland!
Solid Snake lascivously bedding anything in a skirt!
Crazy Taxi's Axel and Gena bouncing and bonking like bunnies on the backseats of their cabs!
Tony Hawks giving it the old bump & grind with someone's half-pipe!
Max Payne shooting his bullets of lurv in slow motion!
Joanna Dark playing saucy games with an FBI agent's meat and two veg!
Duke Nukem enjoying a bit of slap'n'tickle with one of those nightclub strippers!
The Dead or Alive girls initiating a free-for-all gangbang on the roof of a skyscraper!
The mind boggles.
Even Jak could "get his end away" with Daxter!
Wowww, hold the horses! On second thoughts, even I'd have to draw the line at bestiality!
Perhaps I've gone too far, but seriously, what d'you think?
We've seen violent, criminal and downright immoral behaviour reach a stylish and excessive peak with Grand theft Auto III, so why not do the same with erotic content?
If you ask me, it's time is NOW.
Bring it on!
Certificate 18 of course.
So, am I just one sick puppy, or would games be made much, much more interesting and entertaining if erotica winked at us from time to time with its flirty and enticing eyes?
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